Topic: Diablo screams for life (Read 225282 times)

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1168 on:** May 28, 2009, 14:27:21 PM »

T'ra Pedro, me speshul lil frend - Ace Reportur Kittie Extraordinaire. Be gud in yoo's noo home. I 'opes wot yoo will be very happee dere wiv yer noo meowmy. Dun't fergets us.... 'members wot I did telled yoo abowt life an stuff - I is gonna hev me Pedro Protectur whikskas tooned in ter keeps der eye on yoo. If'n yer needs me - jus whissul. Like Bogey an Bacall....... Yer knows hows ter whissul, dont'cha?

Meowmy sez "Nom

Nom

"

Sniff. I gonna go now. Fer a bit.

Bai.......

Yer ever luvvin Unkel Paddy xxxx

JackSpratt · « **Reply #1167 on:** May 28, 2009, 13:47:09 PM »

Pedro! What brilliant news - have a wonderful time in your new home!!

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1166 on:** May 28, 2009, 13:43:57 PM »

Ello Everybuddy

I iz goinz to drop a Bombshell
I Pedro have chosen a new Mummy and Daddy,slightly younger models than zee old ones ; I left for mez new home an hour agoes, I az zee vets blessing too! Mumty woz ok really butz ze servis woz terribull so I wosnt joking wen I wrote mez post early zis moaning.
Zis means I wont be ables to get on puter coz I will be very buzy avin fun in mes new ome,but I will lets youz know ow I iz gettin on.

I iz so grateful for ze wunderful friends I made on Purrs espeshully mez hero Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy who tort me all I know, Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyyy I will neva furget youz, you ave bin ze bestest friend I eva ad

Aunty Suepoo youz iz very speeshul lady anz youz az kept mez going when zee goinz got tough

Fink I betta leave it at zat, cept to sayz

to all mez friends I will miss youz all
Love
Pedro Poop Master General x

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1165 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:11:10 AM »

Ello Everybuddy
I az desided zat Mumty is a rite terribull mum anz I iz finkin of packin mez bags; she az bin spendin loads of time wiz zem teeny kittens anz she az bin walkin round alf asleep which means she az not bin spendin az much time wiz me az she shuld, she az bin sneakin round in zee night disturbin my handsome sleep and worst of all she insulted my gud fiend Mr Washeen machine when she fed im a bag of babywipes cotton wool,piddle and poop, zen best of all she put some stew on ze cooker and went to sort out ze kittens an wen she come back it ad bubbled all over ze cooker and poor Minimopsical and mez had ad a beef sauna an all zee windows were steamied upz ;yes you may well laugh but the servis az just gone down the drain; now I ask ya iz zat the sort of mum you wuld want I dunt fink so, so zat iz why I iz finkin of packin mez bags.
So shuld I stayz or shuld I goez, I letz you know wen I az desidud
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy my hero ow yer doinz? I opes youz is eating well and zat youz iz avin time chasin zem froggies in ze gardin, I iz oping youz iz plying aunty Suepoo wiz lots of medicinal wine coz I iz really wurried bout er bout.
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

Bazsmum · « **Reply #1164 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:58:53 PM »

Aw Pedro although your tum does play you up from time to time, I reckon you are one of the luckiest loves on here....You have a very loving, natural Mumty who loves you to the max!

You makes sure you show new kitten the ropes when she is able....Mumty has taught you well!

Dont cry mumty...or if you do then please be tears of joy! Cos we all loves ya!

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1163 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:41:55 PM »

Ello Everybuddy
I woznt comin on de puter tuday but I az to; I am disgustud wiz Mumty she is an anshunt 57 tuday anz wot does she doez,she getz anuther kitten now I ask youz why doz we need nuther kitten ? ok she is pretty ickle girl tabby/tortie and white so finks I ad betta make er feelz welcomez.
Gosh now Mumty az got a big balloon wiz luvly flowers she iz cryin again and sayinz somefinks bout wot wondaful friends shes got on Purrs, zats 4 delivered floral tributes believes me she doeznt dezerve it
Rite betta go and catch up wiz all ze details of newbie
love
Pedro poop master General xxx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1162 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:42:19 AM »

Oh hey - mornin Pedro, me lil' mate. Yoo dun be havin deer funder anna lighternin? Wow! Mind yoos, I onerlee sees der lighternin sumtimes, an' I can't heer der funder dese days, but I remembers it. I usedter sit onna winder sill when I was yungerer an watch der sky when d'storms cum. Still, meowmy dunt likes d'hevvy rain wot flattens der flowas. Um, sumtimes I flattens d'flowas too but dunt let me meowmy know.

Finks wot she mite s'pect tis me, but I'se not ownerin up to it, like.

She still gots der bad back, but she bin soldjerin on wiv d'wine treetment - bin very sto-ick - fink dat woz der word wot she yoosed. Fink dat be like refleckshuns but wiv alkerhol.

Anyways, is rite gud dat yoo bin poopin gud and dat yer Meowmy's tinkerin wiff yer medsuns is doin der bizness.

Aunty T knows wot she be abowt, defnutly.

Well, s'pose I gots ter go now and sees ter me faberlush Lady Lexy. Is gud wot Milly is poppin by ter keeps yer cumpany. Yes, 'cos like Miss Minimopsical, I needs ter stleep too lots. I duz lots of me best visiteratin wen I stleeps.

Okay den, I'se off now, but sendin der speshul snuzzles fer yoo an Aunty T. PPPrrrfffPPttttt!

Love from yer Unkel Paddy xxxxx

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1161 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:23:42 AM »

Ello Everybuddy
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy I opes Aunty Suepoo is not avin babies coz it meanz you get youz nose shoved out, all youz seez iz fud glorius fud anz itz for babies not mez.
I iz bein a gud Peddy and pooping gud anz itz now 3 weeks sincw Mumty messed about wiz mez medicine,she went to vets wiv babies yesturday and firzt fink vet said woz ows Pedro, at least e still luvs mez, anyows mumty told im wot she az bin doin wiz me medicines and e iz right pleased.
Itz bin rainin too much tooz so I aznt bin outz in zee garden but then I dont mind coz I not keen on all zee funder and lightnin wez bin avin anyhows mez gud friend Milly she az bin poppin in to ze ouse to seez me more often, Minimopsical she loves er sleep youz nos.
Zats itz for now mumty sezs time for er coffee break and reflekshions on Busters Bench wotever reflekshions are.

for mez Aunty Suepoo, ope ze back iz gettin better, lotz of wine tunight
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

Kittybabe (Ruth) · « **Reply #1160 on:** May 21, 2009, 14:29:02 PM »

Can just picture that.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1159 on:** May 21, 2009, 07:37:03 AM »

Blimey - more littul ticky-tackers!

I nevur fort meowmy mite be 'avin Laybur pains.

I 'opes not! Dunt wants no ticky-tackkers makin uproariness in me house, oh noes. Anywhow, she'd nut nevver gets her figure back, so I gunt ells her nut ter bovver wiv d'babies. Aunty T dun gots much more experryens dat way dan wot meowmy dun got. I'se sendin any babies ter d'Inn, dat's wot I'se gonna do! Anyhows, yoo dun der rite gud job of reporterin and detectorin. How's dem babies now? Meowmy sez der be pictchas on Aunty Alison's fred, but I not lookin. Mite fink dey be qwite nice reely. Can't be havin' dat!

Sendin der gentul snuzzle fer Aunty T, and a tail inna air fer yoo Pedro - Ace Reportur Kittie!

Bye fer now.

Love from yer Unkel Paddy xxx

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1158 on:** May 18, 2009, 07:55:14 AM »

Ello Everbuddy
Well I az bin chief detectiv and now I can bez ace reporta, zee cumins and ze goinz kept on appening anz wiz all ze bocles of milk I fout zats one greedy baby

Mez Aunty Claire didz cum to see uz yesturday afternoon an zee mystery woz solved,into zee kitchen came ze cat basket anz it woz put on high so I culdnt seez,then zee sink got filled wiz zee water and Mumty she put er elbow in so I knew she was checking it not too hot anz I fout keep youz eyes open Peddy anz youz will seez zis new baby, zen ze new ickle one goes in ze sink for a bath anz he squealed anz e squealed,zen Mumty givs im to Aunty Claire to rub wiz ze towel and zen I saw him woz a ickle girl zee image of mez purraps we iz related

, Mumty kept goinz back to basket to sink and zen to Aunty Claire well I woz amazed she az 5 new babies an zey ave all scrubbed up nicely, fink 3 iz boys anz 2 iz girls; I knowz Mumty didna get zem from er doctor coz er doctor was a lady; so zat is mystery solved,fink I shuld congratulate Mumty on gettin er figure back so quik

ello Aunty Bazsmum I iz appy I makes youz laugh coz zee laughin is sooo gud for youz

Unkle Padyyyyyyyyy bin finking bout Aunty Suepoo`s back, do ya fink she is avin labour pains before she az babies? da ya want doctors number? Sending youz both spesshul

love
Pedro Poop master general x

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1157 on:** May 18, 2009, 07:15:56 AM »

Mornin Pedro. Cor! Bin finkin 'bout all dey cummins an goins, and I spects der mebbes more dan wun baby!

Haz yer seen anyfink else?

No's d'wunder wot Aunty Wuz short of der breff. Finks yoo needs ter do some more investiggeratin and reports back ter us wen yoo knows more.

Unkel Paddy xxxx

(Meowmy sends a nom nom nom ter yoo)

Bazsmum · « **Reply #1156 on:** May 17, 2009, 10:25:59 AM »

Oh Pedro you do make me laugh out loud!

Here's hoping that Mumty gets better soon.....dont worry sweetie as I am positive she has not had a baby....how could she when she has a baby as beautiful as you!

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1155 on:** May 17, 2009, 08:19:02 AM »

Ello Everybuddy
I fink I ave detected a big secrut, Mumty was poorly on Thursday and she ad the doctor come out, well puttin all ze evidence tugether,lots of cumins and goinz in kitchen,wandering around at ungodly hours, bottlez of baby milk beinz made all ze time, she must have had a baby

I wonder if it will look like mez and cum and playz wiz mez. I needz to know whats goinz on and Mumty tellin me nuffin; O anz she bout loads of nappy sacks and baby wipeys and cottony wool, she must ave ad a baby mustnt she ? whatcha fink Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy ?
Rite off I go toez do more detectiv work

love
Pedro poop Master General x

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #1154 on:** May 15, 2009, 02:25:48 AM »

Oh yes Pedro I finks Unkel Paddy as a good idea there

Its a long time since I ad kittens so I would like to toon in my whiskers

Sasa

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1153 on:** May 14, 2009, 07:24:13 AM »

Allo Pedro. Alllo Sasa

I dunt likes der windily days neever - inside or owtside, is 'orrid.

We dunt wants yer being der lonerly lil Pedro tho, so finkin mebbes me an Sasa and der Faberllush Lady Lexy

gots ter be toonin in der speshul Pedro Playtime whikskas an be spenderin sumtime playin games wiff yer. I starts, eh? I spies wiff me littul eye..... sumfink beginnin wiff....... T.

Pee Ess - meowmy sez her back bin a lil betterer an she sez is coz yoo bin rite gud suggesterin d'wine.

D'speshul medissunul wuns.

Unkel Paddy xxxx

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #1152 on:** May 14, 2009, 00:45:30 AM »

Ello Pedro, its mee Sasa and jus to say dat da wind is real bad ere too but yoo don need be scared cos e iz all mouf an trousers

Glad ur tummy iz OK

Sasa

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1151 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:04:11 AM »

Ello Everybuddy
I ave decided I dont like ze wind,wen its in mez tum it urts and wen itz outside ze ouse it blows mez over anz it makes scary noises,itz bin very windy outside so I ave ad to stay in ze ouse anz itz not much fun,zat Minimopsical iz gettin lazy only time she getz sprint on iz fud time so I cant steal it from er.Mez friend Milly az bin poppin in to seez mez but only to tell mez she goin on adventure wizout mez so I iz sad lonely ickle Pedro.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyy ows youz doin,I opes youz eatin lots an zat youz mouf is bein gud. Did youz manage to pump lots of medicinal wines down mez AuntySuepoo to makes er back betta, I ope so

Mez tummy iz still gud and ze poopin is just fine so I`s feelin gud
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1150 on:** May 08, 2009, 09:16:58 AM »

I az bin banished to big kitty Pen again tuday, itz fun in ere wiz lots ta doz, big scratchy posts anz zeres dangly toys and balls butz no Milly, she cum ans sez allo but she can only kiss mez frew ze bars

anz nuther fing I cant run round ze garden,Mumty she sezs its mez own fault for makin er run round chasin mez so much, now ow iz it myz fault if Iz got more puff than er

still spose itz more fun than wotchin Minimopsical sleepin.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyy I wish wez ad a Tess wotz leaves biccies in ze dish, I avent ad a biccie for 2 weeks now but I iz gettin extra wet rationz,finkin bout it Iz not add lactulose eiver, I just gettin mez granules fingies,ope Mumty knows wot she doinz coz I dont want mez tum to getz pawly again, still mez poopin iz rite gud at minutez.
Aunty Suepoo I opez zee back iz gettin betta,youz needz lots of wine medicin, and maybez buttery toast

anywayz I sendinz youz mez very speeshul

anz

to makez youz gud az new.
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1149 on:** May 07, 2009, 08:06:40 AM »

Hey, iz gud ter know alls well in d'poopin an eetin departmunt.

Bin rite cold an wet/winderley here an all so's I not bin owtside much. Meowmy sez she dun fink wot Rosella 'as got der very gud kitties, an Aunty T dun go an makes her mowf water wiv all dem luvverly bakin fings, but woz norty wiv overdoin der fings an dat she dun orta be restin inna gardin inna sunshiney bits wiv yoo an'der girls. I finks dat rite like - I finks if'n she gets more of dem Pedro cuddels an der Milly snuzzles, and watchin der luvverly Miss Minimopsical den dat be gud recipee fer gettin betterer.

I is glad wot yoo got yer butta

I'se gonna go an see wot is left in Tess's dish. I finks she leeved sum bikskits in dere..... See yer later.

Love from yer Unkel Paddy xxxx

Rosella moggy · « **Reply #1148 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:03:20 AM »

Way to go Rosella! Thanks for letting us know Pedro and glad you are getting extra rations

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1147 on:** May 05, 2009, 08:46:35 AM »

Ello Unkle Paddyyyyyy itz cold and wet ere tooz so no runninz outzide for mez

I iz glad youz spent sum time wiz fabulush Lady Lexy she will keep zee twinkle in youz eye

Paw Aunty Suepoo youz need to put zem lavenda fingies in mickywave on youz back, zey will elps, Mumty she cuddles zem all ze time, please getz better soon and dunt wurryy bout ze paintin

Those ickle ticky tackers are very gud for zere mum Rosella, I only heard No 1 wen e woz very new, I az not bin loud to seez zem Mumty sezs zey in isolatshun,she just telz mez bout zem.
Yusturday woz buzy dayz for Mumty shez desided to do bakingz,she not dun zis for many moons,wez made allsorts of piez and cakes itz smelt so gud but all she gives me woz sum of mez favourite butter, ze men of ze ouse soon smelt the fud and zey all ad big feast.
Mez bowls ave bin gud again so I ave bin awarded extra rationz to builds mezs up

talkin of poop yesturday DadR givs Rosella er tea coz mumty overdun fings and e comes runnin in ouse to tell mumty zat Rosella ad dun biggest poop e az ever seen, dunt fink e az seen many poops

Extra speeshul

to youz anz Aunty Suepoo
love
Pedro Poop Master General

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1146 on:** May 05, 2009, 07:58:19 AM »

Mornun Pedro. Ow's fings wiff yoo terday? I 'spect it be rite noisy wiv all dem littul Ticky Tackers

Woz not nice fer bein inna gardin yusturday - bit cold like. So I din't go owt. I snoozed all der day, and went ter see me faberlush Lady Lexy.

Meowmy woz gonna decurate, but 'er back was norty so she din't get much dun. I'se sendin snuzzles ter yoo an Aunty T for terday, ter get d'day off to der gud start.

Love from yer Unkel Paddy xxxx

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1145 on:** May 03, 2009, 20:22:17 PM »

Ello Everybuddy speeshully mez Unkle Paddy
Well zat woz rite excitinf burfday zat woz,first mez and Minimopsicals wunderful card and zen ze patta of kittie paws; I neva knew zat new kitties cum in zere own ickle bagz all neatly shrink wrapped and tasty nuff for zee mommy cat to eatz it, now zat iz real cool ,anyows back to zese new kittie paws the very last one to arrive is just like mez anz I promise youz I iz not the daddy.

Unkle Paddyyyyyyy youz ad free sashays in one night,gosh youz will ave full tummies I opes youz not feeding babies

I az bin aving fun in zee kitty pen and mez Aunty Claire she cum and cuddled mez tuday and let mez run in garden,it woz fun but it woz too cold.
Poopin is still gud anz I eatinz gud.
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1144 on:** May 01, 2009, 18:35:01 PM »

Well, I'se rite pleezed dat yoos burfday card got dere in time. I pickered it an meowmy helpt me put der words dere. An a'cos it iz a very speshul day wiv so much goin on, I says "hullo" to Rosella's noo famlee. I'se very sad 'bout der little ticky-tacker wot dint makes it, but it awl be awlrite inna end.

I finks dat d'sky will do more smiley rainbows, eh?

Anyways, in celebrayshun of all d'ese speshul burfdays at Paws Inn I has et free sashays of cat fud ternite wen meowmy cum in. I opes yoo had der gud day inna playpen. Dat woz kinduf Felix. He woz qwite hansum too tho not as ansum as yoo me lil frend.

Unkel Paddy xxxx

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1143 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:00:14 AM »

Ello Everbuddy
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyyy wot a wunderful burfday card youz sent mez and Minimopsical,it cum in speeshul unvelope sayin Master Pedro Phillips, O Wow zat made mez feel so important anz Minimopsical too,she is 5 tuday anz I am 1,Mumty sezs she neva fout i would reach 1 but I showed er wot I iz made of.
Guess wot we iz goin to ave sum more Bufdays tuday, Rosella is busy doin sumfink and Mumty sezs wen she iz finished she will ave new babies , wot an excitin Burfday. Cant go in garden coz mumty needs to keep checkin on Rosella so I iz in ze Summerhouse huge Pen tuday aving great fun an lots of fresh air,gud job Felix got home and emptied it for mez,itz really for mum cats an babies and will be where Rosella getz moved to wen kitties are month old.
Fout be gud to letz youz know mez bowels is ok, Mumty stopped ze lactulose a week ago and I iz managing on mez granules and butter, butter is much nica

Aunties Suepoo, Christine and Clare

for mez burfday wishes and Minimopsicals too

Right betta go coz Mumty needs to check Rosella
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

clarenmax · « **Reply #1142 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:00:57 AM »

Happy Birthday to Pedders and Minimopsical, undoubtedly 2 of my favourite Purrs Puds

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #1141 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:14:00 AM »

One year old! Happy Birthday little fella and Happy Birthday to Minimopsical too

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1140 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:18:00 AM »

'Appy burfday Ped-ro
Appy burfday Mini-mopsical
Appy burfday to yoooo-oooos
Appy burfday tooooo yooooooos!

Dat me burfday song fer two of der mostest speshul cats wot az bin me plesha ter know

I 'opes wot yoos bofe have der wunnerfullest burfday an'can get owt inna gardin for games an' fun an' stuff. An mebbes havin sum buttery towst for brekfust.

An I finks wot we has gots ter have sum dancin burnanas.

Aunty T, I opes yo duz haves der shplenidferuss day wiv Pedro an Minimopsical.

Der big Luvs offer me an meowmy. xxxxx

Unkel Paddy

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #1139 on:** April 30, 2009, 12:29:57 PM »

Dun seed a rainbow dis mornin. Me an meowmy woz investiggerating inna gardin, an den der sky dun a big rainbow. I finks mayhow woz rite pritty. Meowmy sez it woz a smile in the sky 'coz somewun speshul was goin home.

What a lovely thought

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1138 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:45:48 AM »

Mornin' Pedro. Mornin' Aunty T.

How yoo bofe is dis mornin?

I finks wot Aunty T is clever, an sumtimes meowmys is more cleverer dan d'vet peeps, so I 'opes yoo is still eetin an poopin gud. Yoo bin playin any more kiss-chase wiv d'girls?

I heared 'bout yer collar. Wen I woz a lil' ticky tacker 'bout der age ofyoo, I usedter take me collar off, but now I likes it. Makes me feels like I belongs. Finks it be all 'bout havin der rite wun - like yoo likes der Buster collar wot Buster had. Is cleerly a speshul collar wiv speshul Buster powers, confurdunce boosterin powers. Dats a gud collar ter have if'n yer asks me.

Hey, an yoo knows wot? My mowf have bin rite gud lately. So's larst nite rite, I sees wot Tess dun left sum fud inna bowl, an I finks "hmmm wot dat fud like den...?" An I tries a bit, see, annit woz not so bad so I et it.

An meowmy sez I was norty andin't orter et it, but I finks of me lil frend Pedro wot eets fings wot e shuddent too, an' I larfed. (Not so's meowmy did see, but quiet like

)

Dun seed a rainbow dis mornin. Me an meowmy woz investiggerating inna gardin, an den der sky dun a big rainbow.

I finks mayhow woz rite pritty. Meowmy sez it woz a smile in the sky 'coz somewun speshul was goin home.

Rite, I 'az gots ter go jus' now, but 'opes all dun be gud for yoo an Aunty T. Snuzzles frum me.

Unkel Paddy xxxx

Oh, sorree - meowmy sez I forgots der "Nom Nom Nom!"

Bai.

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1137 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:03:22 AM »

Ello Everybuddy
I iz still feelin gud and pooping iz not a problemo at ze minute, Mumty az bin tampering wiz me medicines coz she iz tryin to seez if she can cum up wiz cure for all mez troubles erself coz she sezs not fair for mez to go frew all thiz every month or so anz she finks all medicine build up iz causing mez zees trubles. I aznt bin in garden its piddling down tuday an really orrible outz zere I wish the sun wuld cum outz, I know Milly relies on mez for kiss chase anz it no fun in ze ouse, Minimopsical likes toz sleep a lot and zat not gud for mez. I will after find sumfink to doez to muse mez,Mumty keepz saying she retirin soon so purraps I try zat if itz sumfink gud I afta wait an see.
Unkle Paddyyyyyy I opes youz is gud an zat youz luckin afta mez Aunty Suepoo and givs er

from mez
love Pedro Poop Master General x

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #1136 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:04:27 AM »

You sound so fullof fun Pedro and thats great but think you needs to make up with you Mumty so she knows yous really loves her

ChrisB · « **Reply #1135 on:** April 24, 2009, 21:19:54 PM »

Pedro, it's great to hear that you have been so full of fun today, hope MumT is OK.

sheryl · « **Reply #1134 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:19:35 AM »

So glad you are feeling better Pedders - you little Booger

clarenmax · « **Reply #1133 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:41:19 AM »

Awwww Pedro, you need to let MumT have a bit of a rest, you little monkey

Bazsmum · « **Reply #1132 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:33:02 AM »

Oh Pedro....

Rosella moggy · « **Reply #1131 on:** April 24, 2009, 09:26:59 AM »

Glad you had such a fun start to the day Pedro. Hope you are going to let your ma have a bit of a rest now kid

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #1130 on:** April 24, 2009, 09:26:17 AM »

Oh Pedro - you little Tinker!

Poor Aunty T - can just picture the scene.

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #1129 on:** April 24, 2009, 09:04:10 AM »

Ello mez hearties
I iz in disgrace Big time zis moaning,itz Mumtys fault really, first she saw very red sky so she workeyed ard to finish muckins outz earlyz so I culd go out to playz before ze rain cums. She went to put mez new collar on ans she found I ad ate or least ate bit of clasp so itz broke

so I gotz Busters collar on instead,now Busters colla itz makes me all confident youz see so outz I went and spotted feral fud, it woz gud or least bit I pinched fore mumty caught mez woz gud

, zen I saw a gnat anz I aves neva hunted before so GULP e az made friendz wiz mez tummy

, Milly woz off on adventure anz I woz bored so i played wiz leaves on Rose bush now no ones eva told mez zat zey have claws,mr thorn tried to scratch mez, anyows Milly saw mez and came for kiss chase anz I woz aving such gud fun I neva wanted it to end so I ran away from Mumty wen she called

now I woz pantin but Mumty she woz puffin and pantin an on er kneez by time she caut mez anz she told mez she iz displeased wiz mez antics anz even though I did gud poop zis moaning it dusnt make fings betta. I needz to get back in ere gud books ,puraps she juz wanted to play propa kiss chase wiz mez

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyy

opez youz az fun in your garden fore rain cums.
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Pedro Poop Master General x

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