Oh boy. I'se had ter shove meowmy offa pooter dis mornin so's I cud get on. I not bin on fer aaaages.
Not fair. Anyways, I bin soooo busy investiggeratin and inspectoratin inna gardin, dat I nurly missed dat yoo not bin well again, Pedro. Dat not gud. Dat not rite.
Ow's yoo feelin terday? Ave yer dun a poo yet? I finks if yer duz, mebbe yoo can gets ter go owtsides again, and ter play wiff Miss Minimopsical and Milly?
An ow'z dat Ginga Winja doin? I not bin lettin meowmy luk at'im. Too much of der cyootness factur. Hmph! She liket der hug wot der lil' feller sent tho. She seen dat orlrite.
Anyways, d'jer knows wot? We dun gotta big watur feecha inna front gardin, an I'se bin out investiggeratin it. Der water is bubblin' up owta der soil an is rite splashy.
I dunt likes it, cos it makes me paws wet. Meowmy an Daddy dunt likes it neever, and dey's worreed abowt der wet. An Meowmy woz sad, cuz wun of dem froggies from owt da back dun get squished under a log wot felled on it. Me, I spect wot sumwun - maybe dat lil Miss Curly Tail wot has der awdassity ter cums inter me gardin - I 'spect wot she mighta wobbled der log. Der log wot squished der frog.
Anyways. It ded now.
While I'se not.
I'se bin sneekin inna gardin, playin inna baff wiv me ball, croonin ter me Lushuss Miss Lexy an checkin' owt der water problum. I bin playin onna field in der long grass, an snoozin inna sunshine, an smellin der sniffs an, an - havin der gud time basic'lly. I wants yoo ter have der gud time too, so I'se sendin der big hug fer yoo. Is a speshul poopin hug.
An wun fer Aunty T. Not a poopin hug - a helpin hedaches hug
Two of dem, cuz I finks wot she mite be needin 'em.
Love from yer Unkle Paddy xxxx
