my night usually goes a little something like this....
10pm go to bed.
12am monkey jumps up to be let in
4 - 4.30am jasper has a mad half hour and chases monkey i get up and shut the bedroom door on them where they will proceed for about half an hour of meowing to be let back into the bedroom
5am i get up and put monkey outside with a slice of ham and lock jasper in the front room
7am lee gets up and has a shower, gets ready for work and lets both back in and feeds them both
8am both come and wake me by chasing each other all over the bed, i say a few naughty words and get up
honestly its like that every single night and morning like clockwork could actually set your watch by them both. lee will not get up during the night to sort them as "its your kitten you sort it out"