All cats like to play "meet Miss Bottom" or "Mr Bum!" at some point ....
Gizmo (my tailess-wonder cat) had a special talent - he could erm ... "blow kisses" from his tail end

usually into my face while I was asleep

The resulting blast was enough to waken the dead

Here he is, Bless him, in his tailess glory ! Miss, you Mr Giz
