The latest campaign is the quest for Worldwide Duvet Domination. The scheme involves the cunning use of my other half, usually in the early hours of the morning, between the three of them I am lucky to get a corner!
Let's not forget Roly's best scam ever, 'hide somewhere, make her think she's lost me, then when she's having a nervous breakdown, I reappear in my usual nonchalent manner, I can make that one last for hours'.
Macca'a schemes always involve searching for food or food related objects. No cupboard, microwave or fridge door in the world presents a problem. The oven however, is a different matter it may require explosives or the use of a safecracker. He lives up to his name in the TS Eliot poem.
