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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 22:09:21 PM »
brilliant! I'm no great fan of government employees!!
 

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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 21:49:45 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 21:19:43 PM »

Brilliant : great laugh  :rofl:

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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 08:56:28 AM »
Excellent  :rofl:

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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 21:00:32 PM »
My mum called me from Madrid a few mins ago and I read it to her. She said she was going to bed with a huge smile on her face.  It is so funny.  :rofl:

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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 20:57:38 PM »
Very good  :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 20:55:39 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hahahahahaha thats well funny! Me and Dawn (Cheesecat) were giggling to this hehe

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A joke: forgive me but its funny!
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 20:46:30 PM »
The Four Cats !

Four men were bragging about how smart their catswere .

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies .Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said.....

"Coffee Break.....do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........



ate the cookies...............



drank the milk..............



sh*t on the paper....................



screwed the other three cats.....................



claimed he injured his back while doing so..................



filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.........



put in for Workers Compensation...............and



went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............!!!!!!!!!!


 
 
 

 


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