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Offline madkittyrescue

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Re: hehehe just received this!
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 22:18:22 PM »
lol  the auld yins are always the best eh! lol
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Re: hehehe just received this!
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 20:36:18 PM »
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Re: hehehe just received this!
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 18:20:53 PM »
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Re: hehehe just received this!
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 17:02:52 PM »
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Re: hehehe just received this!
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 14:58:48 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sounds like she is related to Smidgen!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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hehehe just received this!
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 14:55:14 PM »
Subject: Cat and Mice In Heaven


 A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 
 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is 
 yours for the asking.'


 The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived 
 on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real 
 fluffy pillow to sleep on.'


 God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. :naughty:


 A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all 
 went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the 
 same offer that He made to the cat


 The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from 
 cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have 
 some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
 God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little 
 roller skates.


 About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her 
 sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and 
 asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'


 The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy 
 in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on 
 Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!' :evillaugh:


 



 


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