I've been a member of this forum for a week now and have read many stories of people and their cats. After much deliberation I have come to the conclusion that I have the perfect cat
![Luv 2 :Luv2:](https://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/Smileys/purrs smilies/catwub.gif)
biased?, me????? NEVER!
She does not...
- growl, bite or scratch - ever! Not even accidentally during play
- jump up on the kitchen counter, or anywhere I would prefer her not to go
- attack the rubbish bag I keep meaning to take outside to the bin, even if it's got leftover steak or chicken in it
- try to escape if the front door is open and I am taking the rubbish out at last, she sits in the hall waiting for me to come back
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- wake me up before my alarm goes off in the morning, though she is waiting there with a toy and looking all excited when it does
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- hate her cat carrier, she gets in voluntarily to go the the vets
- struggle or run away if I have to give her any medication
- scratch the furniture
She does...
- lick Katalax off my finger
- lay obligingly on her back, legs in the air for me to cut her claws
- have perfect litter tray training since the day she came to me
- play fetch with her toys saving me having to go get them
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- come running when I get out her brush or comb... though that tends to change if I try to do her tummy
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Her only down side is she costs three times what she should to keep as I keep seeing lovely new things that she just has to have!
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She's such a little darling, what a lucky Mummy am I? <brag>
![Who me!! :innocent:](https://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/Smileys/purrs smilies/innocent!.gif)
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