Topic: Tom cat wanted for Valentine date with BONNIE (Read 33518 times)

Rosella moggy · « **Reply #29 on:** February 09, 2008, 22:15:40 PM »

Hey Bonnie

Now let's see.... the title of this thread refers to "Tom" cat well, here I am girl. I also just got brand new shiny chip which, altho you can't see it exactly, I can show you the certificate. OK so 18 may sound a little mature for some but experience is everything honey

All you have to do hun is chirrup in my direction and I'll come running (you don't always notice the limp!)

Thomas
x

Well, come on, gotta go for broke

Gwen · « **Reply #28 on:** February 09, 2008, 19:25:14 PM »

Thank you Paddy

Ging

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #27 on:** February 09, 2008, 18:59:38 PM »

hello Bonnie - I finks yoo is very nice, but I is already spoke for wiv me faberlush Miss Lexy.

But I fort I might put in a good word for me mate Franta. An me mate Max. An me mate Ging an me mate Thomas, er...... well, dey is all fine fellers. But dey got strong competition I sees.....

Paddy

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #26 on:** February 09, 2008, 17:40:41 PM »

Quote from: Susanne (urbantigers) on February 08, 2008, 23:00:40 PM

Jaffa says Bonnie looks like quite a catch, but he's happy with his valentine Blip (almost a year together now).

Blip does hope so

she has written Jaffa a really special poem for the Big Day

but I am not allowed to reveal more at this stage.

Me, I think that Bonnie is very lucky to have all these wonderful gentlemen seeking her paw

Ralph's mum (angie) · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2008, 17:04:37 PM »

Hello Miss Bonnie

I would like to throw my hat in the ring and request the pleasure of your company for St Valentines Day, I am a lovely black and white boy who will bring you pressies everyday and have a nice whiskas home you could share with me, please consider me as a possible suiter.
Thanks
Max

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Gwen · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2008, 16:51:55 PM »

Thank you Sir Josh

If neither of us get picked maybe we can meet up and go for an old gentlemans lunch and a pint of catmilk?

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2008, 15:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Gwen on February 09, 2008, 12:17:50 PM

My old girlfriend was all black but she got ran over by a car and I haven't been interested in going on a date with anybody since,that is until now because I think you are gorgeous Bonnie

Ging

Well I have to admire you Mr. Ging, sir. As a widower myself I know how hard it is to find that special lady. My stoopid hoomans went and got another boy cat, what use is that. I like this online dating malarkey though. And us older gents are far superior, we know how to treat a lady.

If I lose this good lady's heart to anyone, I do indeed hope it's you. Regards, Josh.

Gwen · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:17:50 PM »

Hey Bonnie,

My name is Ging,I problably haven't got a chance attall with all these youngsters here,I am 18 years old,only two teeth and I dribble. Your heardly going to fancy me are you? but my mum said I am the best cat because I am such a kind hearted cat,always cheer mum up when shes feeling down,love to cuddle and headbutt and know how to treat a lady right. My old girlfriend was all black but she got ran over by a car and I haven't been interested in going on a date with anybody since,that is until now because I think you are gorgeous Bonnie

Well its a long shot but I thaught I'd try.

Hope you have a great valentines day anyhow

Ging

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Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2008, 00:49:55 AM »

I am available should you like me. I have blue eyes , am cute and very snuggley

Franta

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maryas · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2008, 23:22:30 PM »

Quote from: Team Svartalfheims on February 08, 2008, 23:14:25 PM

Ah right if you are after someone faithful Bonnie then I will have to withdraw from the competition as I have a wandering eye.

Good luck finding a faithful boy

Lots of Love
Bilbo Baggins xxxx

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Well, Bilbo, I am so upset - At least you told me the truth. I want someone who is honest and faithful unfortunately for you. See you around BB.

Love Bonnie xxx

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Team Svartalfheims · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2008, 23:14:25 PM »

Ah right if you are after someone faithful Bonnie then I will have to withdraw from the competition as I have a wandering eye.

Good luck finding a faithful boy

Lots of Love
Bilbo Baggins xxxx

maryas · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2008, 23:11:03 PM »

[quote author=Susanne (urbantigers) link=topic=11972.msg204055#msg204055 date=1202511640]
The competition for Bonnie is really hotting up! Jaffa says Bonnie looks like quite a catch, but he's happy with his valentine Blip

(almost a year together now). Mosi is hanging out with young Rossi and wouldn't dare two time her (Jaffa has taught him some manners).
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So happy that you four are so in love with each other and very faithful - that's what I adore - only eyes for opne another

Hope you have many more happy years together.

Love Bonnie xx

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Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2008, 23:00:40 PM »

The competition for Bonnie is really hotting up! Jaffa says Bonnie looks like quite a catch, but he's happy with his valentine Blip

(almost a year together now). Mosi is hanging out with young Rossi and wouldn't dare two time her (Jaffa has taught him some manners).

Sabrina (Auferstehen) · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2008, 21:02:05 PM »

Bonnie, here is the handsome Penguin. He's 10 years old and has lately been looking after two young cats making sure they don't get into trouble.

He loves fuss and cuddles and lets not forget tuna & sardines.

maryas · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2008, 16:40:54 PM »

Now Now boys, no CAT fighting ........ Oh what the hell, carry on, I love it!!

My mummy is so laughing her head off, she needs a laugh too cos she went to see if a lady had Smudge this morning but it wasn't him. If Smudge comes home you do know that HE will have to be my valentine! Look at attached pic - mum puts my bed next to his photo

BUT, the good news for you Toms is.... he's not back yet!

Bonnie xx

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dolcetta46 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2008, 16:26:06 PM »

Hey Bonnie, I am also very good at nicking cakes... I can make your valentine extra sweet!!

---Oliver

clarenmax · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2008, 16:22:34 PM »

But look how handsome I am, my luscious black coat and gorgeous green eyes

I'm a big strong lad too, 5.2kg of solid tom cat

Maxy boy xx

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2008, 16:16:58 PM »

Well I'm more jealouser of Ollie's phenomenal strength. And I've heard his dining repertoire is quite something too. Still, I gots the best pick up lines and it's personality you've gotta think about...

Josh xx

dolcetta46 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2008, 15:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Gail Bengal Slave on February 08, 2008, 15:49:28 PM

Come on Zeb - dont think you stand a chance sweetie - I love you though

Mummy xxxxxx

Well if Bonnie thinks like me your spotty lush tummy is quite irresistible Zeb!!

Gail Bengal Slave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2008, 15:49:28 PM »

Come on Zeb - dont think you stand a chance sweetie - I love you though

Mummy xxxxxx

clarenmax · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2008, 15:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Corporal Smokey on February 08, 2008, 15:25:50 PM

Honey are you a TurboScratcher? Cos you've been racing round my mind all day... What time shall I pick you up? Josh x

I gotta admit, that's smooth

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2008, 15:25:50 PM »

Honey are you a TurboScratcher? Cos you've been racing round my mind all day... What time shall I pick you up? Josh x

dolcetta46 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2008, 15:19:14 PM »

"Here's winkin' at you babe, Bonnie, can I be your toy boy

" --Oliver

Gail Bengal Slave · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2008, 14:06:39 PM »

This is me

Yes my Meowmy always posts embarrassing photos -
Zebedee xxxx

Gail Bengal Slave · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2008, 13:57:52 PM »

Hellooo Bonnie
I am Zebedee I am a brown spotty bengal and I am 3 - I am good boy and know how to treat a lady - my meowmy has bought me up well.

clarenmax · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:25:38 AM »

Hey Bonnie, its Maxy boy here........... I would luurrrrvvveeee to be your Valentine

Meowmy is trying to get me to eat weird food at the moment, but I'm sure I could convince her to let us have an extra nice treat of Applaws Chicken and Cheese, that's my favourite that is

Bazsmum · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2008, 22:29:53 PM »

How sweet!

....Wow Bilbo you are a huge gorgeous specimen!

Team Svartalfheims · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2008, 22:17:10 PM »

Hello Bonnie,

My name is Bilbo Baggins and I am only 2 but I know how to show a girl a good time. I am a very handsome black mackeral tabby and white NFC boy and have lots of rosettes and a title to show how gorgeous I am. I'll give you lots of kisses and more if you pick me for your date

Don't worry about not having a tail as I've got one bushy enough for both of us and no tail just means easier access (my Mummy has just told me I am a very rude boy!).

Lots of Love and Kisses
(nearly International) Premier Bilbo Baggins
xxxxxxx

(Human not included!!)

maryas · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2008, 21:40:03 PM »

Hello to all you single tom cats out there. My name is Bonnie and I want a date on 14th Feb. Please be my valentine.
I’m 10 yrs old and I love hugs, cuddles and lots of kisses. I would like someone who is willing to give them to me and also likes to receive them.
I’ve got a cute little sexy bum and a very cheeky face.
I can’t wag my tail (as I don’t have one anymore) to let you know I’m mad but you will be able to see any disapproval in my eyes immediately. I have such sexy come to bed eyes but if you do anything wrong, you are out the door matey.

Oh and I almost forgot……………… You have to have my mum’s approval to go out with me!!!!!!!! She has her eye on quite a few of you that she thinks might be promising – Leigh’s Alfie and Frankie, Claire’s Maxy and especially Licia’s Oliver as he gets lots of cakes which he could pinch from his mum and give them to me and my mum! Lots of other nice ones but she’s not gonna list them all.

Lots of love.

Bonnie (Mary’s Boss)

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