Two items for the price of one in this auction lot as you can see, so here goes...
1. Beautiful cat-shaped (brand new never worn) necklace, made of lovely tiny stones (sorry, don't know what type of stones, but they are very nice!). Sorry? What do you mean the necklace isn't cat shaped? Well, OK so it's only cat-shaped when it's laid out on that fabulous piece of artwork there in the photo - then it's cat-shaped. However, if you really wanted, you could instead wear it round your neck like a... well, like a necklace. It is in total 34inches long (that's about 88cm in new money), and comes in one of those little net-bag things. You can have the artwork too if you like, Mandy from Cat Chat did that, that's why it's so rubbish, but please say if you want it, otherwise it will be in next week's recycling.
2. A sign - does what it says on the tin, well on the sign. So it says "Cat Lovers Are Purrfect" which of course we know is true. What is also true is that it measures 21cm x 10cm and is made of a stiff laminated plastic kind of thing. If you didn't want to hang it on your wall, you could cut the string off and make a very WIDE bookmark!
So there you have it - two items for the price of one bid! (or three items if you want the rubbish artwork).
I'll say starting bid of £4.00 please, because the necklace really is nice, and it is new, and also because Sunny Harbour need all the extra quids they can get.
Love from Dave the Cat (with Mandy's help)