Priceless, both of them. Particularly love the Narna one
"No - you shall never take me alive!"
"I, Thierry am the Bestest Narna Catcher knownto the Universe, I will Epson-ise you and you will be assimilated into the collective - resistance is futile...!"
"Erm, can I play with the Narna?"
"No, I am the Overlord and I have Dominion.... find yer own Narna....
[Sorry - bit of an imagination thing going on there. Aherm.
I blame Jonny Morris - always have.]