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clarenmax
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brilliant
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Sam that is just lovely!
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Ellie
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Gill (sneakiefeline)
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Love that
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Hippykitty
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February 19, 2007, 12:36:45 PM »
And I thought I was being clever by having cats instead of husbands!
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Kittybabe (Ruth)
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:rofl
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Sam (Fussy_Furball)
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The Perfect mate (Joke)
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February 19, 2007, 11:58:38 AM »
The Perfect Mate
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it ....
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .....
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Then buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.
then buy a cat!
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