Was coming down the stairs at five this morning to feed Cornelius and Kali, slipped on the first step cos I was half asleep and didn't turn the light on, and bumped my way down the entire staircase on my backside, landing at the bottom in a heap and calling for Michael to help me.
After initial nausea and shock of it (I was definitely awake now) I am left with a very bruised and swollen bum, grazes on my back and a painful foot.
The daft thing is that it is not the first time I have done it. Four years ago, fell down the full flight of stairs whilst carrying my two puppies downstairs. That time my entire backside turned black, I damaged a nerve in my leg and have not been able to feel the toes in my right foot since.
Maybe cute and cuddly babies should come with a health warning label.