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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Purrlishious on December 14, 2006, 21:21:59 PM

Title: Twas The Night B4 Christmas LOL
Post by: Purrlishious on December 14, 2006, 21:21:59 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart --
Ate his mousey intestines
and chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
which made him take pause --
He stopped daintilly licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
" 'Cuz no one else climbs down
the chimney like that."
Indeed it was ol' Santa
so jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.

Title: Re: Twas The Night B4 Christmas LOL
Post by: Sam (Fussy_Furball) on December 15, 2006, 15:42:16 PM

LOL :rofl: :rofl: excellent!

Title: Re: Twas The Night B4 Christmas LOL
Post by: cat campbell on December 15, 2006, 16:36:15 PM

 :rofl: I love it! ;D