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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: clarenmax on October 24, 2007, 14:49:29 PM

Title: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 24, 2007, 14:49:29 PM
Max was so excited by Leigh's poem, he thought he'd pen one himself, he's asked me to type it though as he's not very good at that  ;D

Its Maxy here, just saying Hi!
This is my poem here
It tells you all about me
So let me bend your ear

I live indoors in Woking
With my hooman devotees
They give me lots of cuddles
And nice things for me tea  .......  (except for daddy who's very lazy)

I sleep upstairs at night-times
On my meowmys bed
But sometimes I fink its funny
To trample on her head

Then she sends me on my way
With tired and grumpy words
But then I do what cats do best
And pretend I never heard  :heeee heeee:

I's got a wiggly waggler
Its my favouritest of toys
But its yellow pink and orange
And they's not colours meant for boys  :Crazy:

So that is me, that's it for now
I've lots of things to do
So get your paw's a scribblin'
And tell me about you

Gosh, he's a very clever boy isn't he, such a poet  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: puddypaws on October 24, 2007, 14:51:18 PM
Max you are a gifted poet and my 2 send big head rubs and ear licks ;D
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: Sarah (seldom_use) on October 24, 2007, 14:53:50 PM
awww maxy what a clever boy you are :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 24, 2007, 16:12:14 PM
Max says thankeee very much  :evillaugh: :shy:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 24, 2007, 16:34:57 PM
Maxy also says 'come on and get some more poems on here'  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: carl (billy and baggys dad) on October 24, 2007, 16:58:24 PM
I are Bilbo
And I are ace
I's gonna smash Baggins
In his big fat face

:shy:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 24, 2007, 17:00:38 PM
 :rofl: Bilbo, that's very mean  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: lucy on October 24, 2007, 17:14:47 PM
Great poems! I hope Bilbo doesn't mean what he says!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: Reynard on October 24, 2007, 17:31:00 PM
I'm Pearl the Curl diddle iddle iddle um
I'm a pretty girl diddle iddle iddle um...

(sung to the tune of "Jake the Peg")  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 24, 2007, 18:57:21 PM
Oh Maxy !, Alfie, Frankie and Suzie are green with envy, I had to buy them all tins of Sainsbury's Hilife to pacify them. If you feel moved to verse again then please give me a little advance warning as I'll get a stock in  ;D

Nice one clever fella.

Leigh and puds
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: Ralph's mum (angie) on October 24, 2007, 19:09:42 PM
Max you are a very funny and talented boy  :rofl:

Max at this end has now got his thinking cap on, god help us  :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: Ellie on October 24, 2007, 20:51:24 PM
Oh Max not only are you gorgeous but you are a poet too  :Luv: :Luv:

Is there no end to your talent  ;)
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 24, 2007, 23:25:06 PM
Max says:

Thank you all for your kind words
From all my friends on Purrs
I think it right, to say goodnight
In words which make a verse  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 25, 2007, 01:01:13 AM
This is Misa, this is me
I black and white and have dirty feet
Why you ask, I knew you would
Been catching mice, just cos I could

She is Sasa all white and snuggly
I can sneak up to her and have a cuddly
Sasa is my best friend and I love her so
But dont tell her cos she will laugh you know

I dont love Franta cos he is mean to me
He steals my desk and stares you see
Then he goes meowwwwwwwww
And my meowmy says yes when she should say noooooooooo

As for Ducha, he is very srtange odd
Has three legs and hops around
Can be very vicious and goes for the neck
Its good me and Sasa are brave

and I cant do this verse cos it wont ryme  :rofl: :rofl:

Misa
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 09:04:28 AM
Clever Misa,

Great poems everyone,

Oi ! Clare just look what you've done to my cats ?

(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Green_Alfie.jpg)

(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Green_Frankie.jpg)

:evillaugh:

Cheers

Leigh
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 09:05:42 AM
Well done Misa  ;D  

Keep the poems coming  ;D

Pearl, I liked your song as well <wanders of humming>

Max
x
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 09:06:53 AM
Lol Leigh  :rofl:

Oh my oh my
What a sight to be seen
What has happened
To make them so green

I'll get me coat :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 09:10:34 AM
They've all turned green
indeed a sight to be seen
cos they're jealous of Max
a cat who can wax
more lyrical than them

 ;D

Leigh
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 09:14:02 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 09:27:48 AM
Except for Suzie, who for some strange reason seems to have turned a peculiar shade of purple, must be a girl thing  ;D

(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Purple_Suzie.jpg)

Leigh
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 09:33:55 AM
Purple girls and boys turned green
That really is a worry
Max sends them lots of rhyming words
And the offer of a curry


.........  :shify: I'll definitely get me coat  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 09:40:50 AM
I'm not a prude,
and I don't wish to seem rude,
I'm no Llewelyn Bowen,
but flourescent cats a glowin',
don't fit with the decor,
I want them back as before,

 ;D

Leigh




 
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 10:01:28 AM
There is a way
And not too hard
Its simpler than it seems

All you do
Is paint your flat
All shades of purple and green  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 10:07:22 AM
 :rofl:

Thanks for the tip
the carpets up I'll rip
the walls I shall strip
It'll be just like a dream

and faster than you can say cat
or something like that
I'll have the flat
looking like a Turkish Hareem!

 ;D






 

Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 10:10:26 AM
In that case don't forget you'll need
New furnishings galore
Cushions and throws in red and gold
New rugs, decorations and more

Could get expensive  ;)
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 10:20:57 AM
 :rofl:

I'm not sure I want the hassles,
Of choosing cussions with tassles,
and all that sort of thing

As a matter of fact
Think I'll go all abstract
and turn my flat into a bling

 ;D




Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 10:44:22 AM
I can't top that one hun  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 10:45:53 AM
That was fun hun ;D

We should do that again some time

TTFN

Have a good day

Leigh

PS I'm hoping that the effects have worn off by the time I get home, it's like something out of Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind at home with all that weird reflected green and purple light.


Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 10:47:40 AM
Most definitely  ;D

Must go and do some work now  :rofl:
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: LeighK on October 25, 2007, 10:48:51 AM
Must go and do some work now  :rofl:

Sadly I have to agree  ;D
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: Stuart on October 25, 2007, 11:22:09 AM
There once was a tomcat called bucket

When he saw a fe-male cat he'd  :censored:

too the vet's he was taken

snip,snip, no mistaken

See's one Now and He's off like a Rocket
:evillaugh:

:-: erm.........TAXI !!!!
Title: Re: Silly poem #2, written by Max......
Post by: clarenmax on October 25, 2007, 11:27:23 AM
 :rofl:  PMSL  :rofl: