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Title: Ol' Queakie is back....for good this time!!
Post by: Roz on October 18, 2007, 20:01:46 PM
Hi everyone,

Ya'll all be pleased to note that ol' Queakie is back for good and already swinging into action.  I've tried bribing an old friend into taking young Everweddy (above) but whether me tactics not subtle enough remains to be seen...fingers crossed.

Anyway, I have at last sorted all me Internet technical probs out and notwithstanding the 20,000 e-mails I have to answer, couldn't resist looking up me ol' partners in crime.  Please quosh that vicious rumour that young Leakie is putting about about me being banged up inside for failed cat-knapping offences....simply not true. 

Anyway, in the unlikely event that anyone might remember the sterling work that ol' Queakie used to do, I'm back and standing by for Col. Sneakie's orders.

What's occurring re the Chrissie Auction this year?  I've just noticed via Everweddy's thread that C.C. is back....when that happen?


GREETINGS ...it's great to be back! :evillaugh:

Lots of love

Roz
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Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 18, 2007, 20:09:22 PM
Roz, a huge welcome back and how is that special boy of yours?
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Post by: Millys Mum on October 18, 2007, 20:11:18 PM
 :welcome: back Roz   ;D
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Post by: Sam (Fussy_Furball) on October 18, 2007, 20:15:55 PM
Woo Hoo you're back  :yesss: :attention: :yesss:  Great to see you back Roz.

CatChat has been back online for about a month now.

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Post by: Desley (booktigger) on October 18, 2007, 20:24:52 PM
WElcome back, hope you are all well.
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 18, 2007, 20:30:44 PM
 :welcome: back Queakie  ;D ;D

So much has happened while you been away and CC came back two weeks ago I think and we are sister sites now and you can click to them from purrs at bittom of page and from them to us throught the community section  ;D

You are just back in time for our first birthday and we gonna be having a party on here on evening of 15 Nov and then some will be meeting at the Supreme on 17th, ant then the auction starts on the 25th................takin a breath  :rofl:

Its so greatvto have you back and we still meet on the bridge at midnight just like we used to cept I got one of these now  :car: and my red currant dont 'alf get around  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

If you order from zooplus you can now do that from here and raise money for our rescues and we also have a shop , so we been soooo busy  ;D ;D ;D

And last look how many members we have  :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

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Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 18, 2007, 20:32:17 PM
 :welcome: back Roz  :wow:
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Post by: Tan on October 18, 2007, 20:32:40 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUEAKIE Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  :yayyy: :yayyy: :attention: :yesss:  Ya back hun. 

How did you get out hun, i though they were keeping you in for at least another month. It wasn;t good behaviour was it?  :evillaugh: ;)
Was it all that rubber left in the back of your van that gave the game away?  :rofl: Lucky i got blown off all long way that night then i tell ya  :rofl:

Great to hear from you hun. Hows ya laddy and the business going?  We had some peeps for ya cat proofing and i emailed across but not sure if ya got them. I did say that you might not be allowed emails in "there".  :evillaugh:

Luv Leakie  ;)
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Post by: Roz on October 18, 2007, 21:00:26 PM
Thank you everyone,

I have to confess to dashing the odd tear from the old eyes as I read ya greetings but (Leakie) I cannot be bitter.  I know I took the rap for ya rubber fetish that night...you were blown clear of the whole fiasco... but the evidence was all around me...in the van.  Me and Sneakie thought you were orbiting the earth and we said a quiet prayer or two for ya (sob) but then just as Sneakie and I bade each other a sad farewell and lamented yet another failed cat-knapping mission, the ol' Bill arrived.  It was the explosion ya see.......they said they'd seen nothing like it since the local pyrotechnics factory went up in 1936......but there you are..... :'(   A funny thing happened though...just as I turned round to look for Sneakiefor support, she'd disappeared.  Weird that, don't ya think.  I heard she's Colonel Sneakie now. 

Yours in sad, nostalgic mode,

Queakie
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 18, 2007, 21:08:11 PM
Oh my you have not changed at all  :rofl: :rofl:

Well you see with a name like sneakie, i have to live up to it and it would be no good for my reputation to ummmmm go an stay wiv the ole bill now would it  :shify:

I am sorry you had to take the fall but with Leakie flying around all over the place, what on earth could I do, I ask you, what would you have done if your name was sneakie  :sneaky: :sneaky:

Colonel yes well ummmmmm I met this chappie called Beau retired you know and he infiltrated me into the officers mess so had to be his mate Colonel didnt I  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Roz on October 18, 2007, 21:36:29 PM
My dear Sneakie,

Have ya never heard the phrase 'honour amongst thieves'?    I know I said I wasn't bitter but....well,  you've ended up a Colonel and I'm still an ordinary old private (Squaddy)  and I can only assume that ya must have slept with that Col. Beau to get where ya are today.  Where's ya pride?  Tut tut!

Queakie (Private.... late of HMP)
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 18, 2007, 22:27:36 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor Private Queakie  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just jealous  :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

Pride, doesnt that come in a glasss or somat?

Flashing Colonel stars around better camaflouge them when we got out next time  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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Post by: Tan on October 18, 2007, 22:52:43 PM
Fiddlesticks.. sneakie snuck her Colonel medals off ebay  :evillaugh: ;)  :P :rofl:

I did try Queakie hun honest to give myself up a week later after that night. (It took a week to get back to England). But the ole bill just wouldn't have it, they said they caught the culprit already and from the evidence left in the van, they said my behind was way to big to fit into a that rubber outfit  :o cheek of that pc plod!  :-:
They would even let me leave you a nice cake i baked (with escape key in the middle) for ya  :sad no:

Still no hard feelings hey!  :evillaugh:

 ;) :hug:
 

Title: Re: Ol' Queakie is back....for good this time!!
Post by: Roz on October 19, 2007, 01:18:10 AM
Huh!!!

What happened to that cake?  I always say there's nothing like a piece of cake to put you in the mood for filing the old fingernails.....so should you happen across a file in the centre...well that would sort of compliment ya mood perfectly wouldn't it? Very thoughtful of ya Leakie. Pity they wouldn't let ya give it to me....my fingernails are in a dreadful state.

Do ya think ol' Sneakie is buffing up her 'fake' medals right now?  I am shocked that she could compromise herself by sleeping with Col. Beau to earn her promotion.  I betcha they're together knocking back a stiff malt or two even as I write, probably admiring their respective reflections in the gilded glamour of their military 'bling'   Ha!

Me bitter??  Oh no...not me.

Yours

Queakie (late of HMP)













 
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Post by: Sue P (Paddysmum) on October 19, 2007, 07:54:14 AM
Hey Roz - good to see you back!  Reading through those posts with you Gill and Tan was like the old days on dear old Cat Chat !  :rofl:
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Post by: clarenmax on October 19, 2007, 09:43:34 AM
Hiya Roz,  :welcome: back  ;D

Good to have the full and original catnapping team back in action, your posts do make me laugh  :rofl:
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Post by: Dawn F on October 19, 2007, 09:45:33 AM
good to see you back Roz, how are your clan?
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on October 19, 2007, 13:39:50 PM
 :welcome: back Roz. Clearly we've missed ya!  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Ann Clarke (Tabby cat) on October 19, 2007, 17:33:24 PM
Welcome back Roz, oh how we've missed those conversations  :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 19, 2007, 18:27:53 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm Buffing up fake medals, not on your  :censored:, they are very real medals , maybe not earned by me but definately the biz  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

As for sleeping with Colonel Beau........well I know you have had some time to cultivate your imagination while in the care of HMP but this is just pushing things a bit over the top , dont you think?

Now as you are not upset, not at all, you are invited to our first birthday party on 15 Nov in the Cats Basket and dont tell anyone but while all the others are drinking themselves under the sofa and filling their mouths with chocolate...............oh sorry you dont know bout this word do you, you prob never got any in good ole HMP but its a translation of a something that comes often in brown squares and melts in your mouth  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.....now where was I , oh yes I thought a purrrrrfect time for our next napping exbidition  ;D

You wont know that LInda has I think its 11 bengals now and then there are all  those scrummy persians at Gillians and I am sure Teresa wont miss a couple of gorgeous kittens, or even Cat and Chat  ;D

There are just so many opportunites for the team and I cant wait to get back on the road in your van...............you have got rid of the remnants of Leakies suit?  I hope so cos I think it may be ponging a bit by now  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Ellie on October 21, 2007, 15:30:15 PM
QUEAKIE!!!!!!!!!!! welcome back  :hug: :hug:

It's Beakie here, newbie Catnapper  :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

So pleased you are back you really have been missed  :hug: :hug:

Look forward to our first mission  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 21, 2007, 19:21:46 PM
Col Sneakie says the first mission is for Leo and any others we can find on the way  :rofl: :rofl:

Soooo when Leakie , Queakie and Beakie are all organized we can begin  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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Post by: Ellie on October 21, 2007, 19:29:07 PM
Ready and awaiting orders Col Sneakie  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Bazsmum on October 21, 2007, 19:36:09 PM
Soooo when Leakie , Queakie and Beakie are all organized we can begin  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

This is all a bit freaky for me  :evillaugh:

WB Roz  ;)
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 21, 2007, 19:37:08 PM
It  always was  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on October 21, 2007, 19:39:35 PM
I was going to beg to be a recruit, but the only name I could think of would be Reakie.  Something tells me I wouldn't enjoy that!  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Ellie on October 21, 2007, 19:41:25 PM
I was going to beg to be a recruit, but the only name I could think of would be Reakie.  Something tells me I wouldn't enjoy that!  :evillaugh:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: tena moment  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on October 21, 2007, 19:42:58 PM
I nearly had one. I was so excited earlier about the Cat in Enfield thread, and went to kitchen to start me dinner (see the Christine is an evil woman thread) that I got a sudden tena moment. Suffice it to say I think I was Leakie for 3 seconds there....  :-[  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 21, 2007, 19:53:22 PM
Reakie, no I dont reckon thats you ............although after you moment ?.................... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Now lets think what could you be called ummmmm I am sure we need a Freakie and a Tweakie, would either of those do? :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr how about Meakie  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on October 21, 2007, 19:56:13 PM
Well Freakie would be possible, Meakie... never not me you know that  :rofl: so how about Tweakie  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: 
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Post by: Ellie on October 21, 2007, 19:57:28 PM
I so need a tena  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Maybe we should do a poll  :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 21, 2007, 19:59:03 PM
I was sure that Meakie wasnt you  :rofl: :rofl:

Yes Tweakie sounds a good name, welcome to Catnappers Inc  ;D
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on October 21, 2007, 20:01:05 PM
 :Applause: thank you very much. Tweakie and Leakie.. oh dear..  :evillaugh: Didn't see that one coming.
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 21, 2007, 20:05:41 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Ellie on October 21, 2007, 20:07:57 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: chrisleitz on October 21, 2007, 21:39:42 PM
Roz (aka Queakie) glad you are back.  Was wondering what had happened to you and I missed your level headed approach to life and the universe.