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Cat Rescue & Rehoming => Rescue & Rehoming General => Topic started by: Ela on September 22, 2007, 16:49:04 PM

Title: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Ela on September 22, 2007, 16:49:04 PM
A phone call just received.

Caller:  Have you got a cat under one or a kitten.
Me:     (Gut feeling already after those few words, no way.) Where do you live please?
Caller:  Chesterfield
Me:     Sorry what road do you live on?
Caller:  What do you want to know for.
Me:     I explained that we needed to know as we may have a cat that had been handed in from near where he lives
          and we wouldn't be able to home it there and also we needed to come and see him.
Caller:  Oh!
Me:     What road do you live on please?
Caller:  No 3
Me:     No 3 what road?
Caller:  No 3
Me:     No 3 what road?
Caller:  xxxx xx
Me:     I can't be bothered to write the rest but I am sure you know he was not going to have a dying flea from me.
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: blackcat on September 22, 2007, 17:44:39 PM
he's probably the owner of the other cat who was handed in looking to get a replacement victim. What a loser!!! >:(
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Bazsmum on September 22, 2007, 21:06:23 PM
Quote from: Ela on September 22, 2007, 16:49:04 PM
Me:     I can't be bothered to write the rest but I am sure you know he was not going to have a dying flea from me.

Ooo the cheek of him....id of given him a live one  >:(
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Ela on September 22, 2007, 21:45:23 PM
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....id of given him a live one

I can't remember when I last saw one. ;D
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Bazsmum on September 22, 2007, 22:09:44 PM
....this should jog your memory Ela  :evillaugh:



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Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Ela on September 23, 2007, 07:55:38 AM
Oh! I know what one looks like, once seen never forgotten I think. It is just that I have not seen a flea for a long time, I may have seen hundreds but not one ;D. No, I have not seen a flea or even many fleas for ages. Thank goodness
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: hOrZa on September 23, 2007, 09:42:12 AM
he he he still shouting out the subject then :rofl:
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Ela on September 23, 2007, 09:49:14 AM
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he he he still shouting out the subject then


I will SHOUT at you if you start ;D I may be small but I can when necessary have a way words and can shout with the best of them and without a single swear word.
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: Christine (Blip) on September 23, 2007, 10:43:18 AM
Bet you gave him a flea in his ear then, Ela   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: HOW NOT TO GET A CAT FROM ME
Post by: puddypaws on September 23, 2007, 11:49:43 AM
Do people like this honestly think that anyone who cares for cats would let them within a hundred miles of homing one.  Can't you find just one flea to send? :P