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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Beanie on December 04, 2006, 19:27:41 PM
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Now THAT was my biggest chuckle of the day :rofl:
Nice one Beanie :evillaugh:
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I have a feeling that before long this will be whats expected :scared: However, me , im afraid all you'll get is a big old dreaming of a white one :xmas: :rofl:
ooooh and look this looks like my lard boy Ozzy!! :cat chat:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: nanny nation??? na !!!!!! :-:
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I be dreaming of a white :xmas 5: and then will defo moan if the power goes off :scared:
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Brill Beanie......may I return the compliment? Er.....would you mind if I did it in one word?
Ditto
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Lots of love
Roz
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Excellent Beanie made me laugh fortunately the cats only looked with disdain!!!
We are hoping Rio will be home on the inside and Tyson the stray will be neutered apart from that that all our own, other rescue and the strays have a peaceful time and maybe some will find that forever home :xmas: :disco: :xmas 4: :best: :catluv:
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Hi guys,
I would hate to mislead you guys, as I didn't write it. I had it sent to me by an old mate who is about as politically correct as me. ;)
I thought that it would bring a few smiles. ;D Sadly, you get the feeling that this sort of garbage is not beyond the bounds of possibility in the UK. :grr: