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Title: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: carl (billy and baggys dad) on September 04, 2007, 21:54:18 PM
So there I was this morning, ready to go to work, when I noticed a little creature rustling in the catmint. On further investigation it proved to be Bilbo! Yup, King Bilbo, my cat and heir, playing with flowers! I was devastated. I mean I could understand Baggins, but ... Bilbo!  :evillaugh:

(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u99/oddnumber76/bilbo2.jpg)

(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u99/oddnumber76/bilbo1.jpg)
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Sam (Fussy_Furball) on September 04, 2007, 21:55:31 PM
 :Luv: :Luv: :Luv: :Luv: bless him he really is gorgeous isn't ne.
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on September 04, 2007, 21:56:04 PM
Thats not playing with flowers , its playing with catnip and if he is the King , he knows that it gives him that superior edge  over you :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: lucy on September 04, 2007, 21:57:41 PM
Hey - he's big enough to be in touch with his feminine side! What a cutie!
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: ClaireR on September 04, 2007, 22:20:22 PM
How handsome is he! The look in the second photo seems to say he is embarrassed to be caught in the act!!!!!!!!!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Tan on September 04, 2007, 22:25:15 PM
 :rofl: brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D that's a drug induced expreesion if i ever saw one  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: The Duchess on September 04, 2007, 22:27:24 PM
he's just being a hippy cat  ;D  Love the way he looks slightly embarrassed that you've caught him in the act  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Mark on September 04, 2007, 22:28:12 PM
Oi  Bilbo  ;)
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on September 04, 2007, 22:30:08 PM
Methinks King Bilbo spent too much time with Minimopsical  :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: The Duchess on September 04, 2007, 22:32:24 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

poor Bilbo needs a new hat methinks  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Mark on September 04, 2007, 22:46:52 PM
I just noiced that bilbo's hat is very similar to Dick Emery's  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on September 04, 2007, 22:51:36 PM
Bilbo likes:
Hunting
Killing
Death
Destruction
Heavy Metal
Motorbikes
Raw Steak

Oooh, and flowers  :evillaugh:

Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: CurlyCatz on September 05, 2007, 06:45:54 AM
I think most of the reds have a strong feminine side ya know  ;)

Love the pics  :Luv:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Sue P (Paddysmum) on September 05, 2007, 07:25:32 AM
 :rofl: :rofl:  Leave 'im alone - he's enjoying himself - and he's not out mugging little ol ladies!   Nice one Bilbo   ;)
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: carl (billy and baggys dad) on September 05, 2007, 08:19:20 AM
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: Who's that first fella there Mark?? He looks JUST like one of Laura's uncles .

Well, I think I've found out the REAL story. Bilbo, being the kingpin in the local underworld, is heavily involved in the distribution of illicit 'nip. And he was just testing the goods. Thats it. Must be  :shify:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Mark on September 05, 2007, 08:45:20 AM
Maybe you are too young to remember Dick Emery - He was brilliant  :evillaugh: - worth looking on youtube for sketches with his other characters in. The milkman sketch is excellent as most of his characters are in it.

Here is Clarence "The Queen"  :evillaugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4aRv16R-E&NR=1
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Sue P (Paddysmum) on September 05, 2007, 08:59:21 AM
He was brilliant - "ooo you are awful!  But I like you...."  ;)

And the "old Maid" interview - "Miss...."   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Mark on September 05, 2007, 09:03:23 AM
He was brilliant - "ooo you are awful!  But I like you...."  ;)

And the "old Maid" interview - "Miss...."   :evillaugh:

I loved it - it was harmless though

I think I will see if I can get a DVD - great 70's nostalgia  :)
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Gwen on September 05, 2007, 11:48:11 AM
Leave the poor boy alone,nothing wrong with sniffing flowers on a nice sunny day you know ;) :Luv:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Bobjay on September 05, 2007, 12:13:06 PM
Gorgeous puss! Perhaps he's going through the male menopause?
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: ccmacey on September 05, 2007, 12:19:58 PM
I thinks he is trying to trash them, no girly stuff for him  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Bazsmum on September 05, 2007, 14:02:41 PM
Bilbo looks gorgeous wearing flowers in his hair  :Luv:

>Dick Emery....when i was a nipper i was obsessed with doing the arm & leg up thing in shop windows (at the corners of em)....yeah i know weird child  :rofl: :shy:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Ann Clarke (Tabby cat) on September 05, 2007, 14:57:47 PM
Ruth the arm and leg in shop windows thing was Harry Worth not Dick Emery - I used to do that too, I was a strange child aswell  :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: clarenmax on September 05, 2007, 15:00:25 PM
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea who these people are?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Bazsmum on September 05, 2007, 15:00:41 PM
Ruth the arm and leg in shop windows thing was Harry Worth not Dick Emery - I used to do that too, I was a strange child aswell  :rofl:

 :shy: ;) getting my beige mac's mixed up lol!  :rofl:

Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Tan on September 05, 2007, 17:02:12 PM

Well, I think I've found out the REAL story. Bilbo, being the kingpin in the local underworld, is heavily involved in the distribution of illicit 'nip. And he was just testing the goods. Thats it. Must be  :shify:

Ah! Is he selling the good stuff on the black market by any chance  :shify:  ;)

Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Gillian Harvey on September 05, 2007, 17:48:23 PM
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea who these people are?  :evillaugh:

Me neither, (she lied!)  :-:

Bilbo deffo 'spaced out man' in that 2nd pic!
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Mark on September 05, 2007, 17:51:40 PM
Bilbo looks gorgeous wearing flowers in his hair  :Luv:

>Dick Emery....when i was a nipper i was obsessed with doing the arm & leg up thing in shop windows (at the corners of em)....yeah i know weird child  :rofl: :shy:

We used to do that too  :evillaugh:
Although we watched it, I have no recollection of Harry Worth - I think maybe as Iwas probably only about 4 or 5 when that was on but about 14 when Dick Emery was on.
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: blackcat on September 05, 2007, 19:29:57 PM
I always think a man is that much more manly when he can be unselfconscious about being in touch with his feminine side  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Littlebobo on September 07, 2007, 21:27:18 PM
Well purrrrrsonally i think perhaps he has a 'bit on the side'..and he is trying to get her some flowers ...

Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Gwen on September 07, 2007, 21:50:58 PM
Well purrrrrsonally i think perhaps he has a 'bit on the side'..and he is trying to get her some flowers ...



ah never thaught of that.  Was your intruder the other night male or female Carl?  If female me thinks we have a kitty wedding to plan :Luv:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Littlebobo on September 08, 2007, 13:38:43 PM
 :rofl:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....I'll be cheif wedding planner .. :wow:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on September 09, 2007, 00:20:55 AM
Noooooooooooooooooo, you plan too far in advance  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Pinkbear (Julie) on September 09, 2007, 05:53:11 AM
Poor Bilbo...  :Luv:

I think you're all awful. Can't you all see he'd just dropped his mobile in there and was listening for it while Baggins dailed the number from inside the house?  :sneaky:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Gwen on September 09, 2007, 12:19:20 PM
Poor Bilbo...  :Luv:

I think you're all awful. Can't you all see he'd just dropped his mobile in there and was listening for it while Baggins dailed the number from inside the house?  :sneaky:

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: King Bilbo in big girly flowers shocker!
Post by: Littlebobo on September 09, 2007, 14:24:54 PM
Noooooooooooooooooo, you plan too far in advance  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LOL nothing wrong with planning in advance  :P