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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Catjane on June 18, 2007, 11:24:56 AM

Title: Little presents
Post by: Catjane on June 18, 2007, 11:24:56 AM
Well, apart from the odd mouse, and Meesha bringing me chocolate wrappers and a leaf a day (I'm useless at hunting, you know) , yesterday I heard Shanti doing her 'I've got something!' chirrup and went out to investigate.

She proudly presented me with .... a sausage!  :Crazy:

I'm not sure whether it was salvaged from next door's trash (they don't believe in refuse collection) or if she had stolen it from some poor unsuspecting neighbour's barbecue!
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: lilycat on June 18, 2007, 11:36:47 AM
I hope you ate your present...you wouldn't want to hurt anyones feelings  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Lily does the chirruping thing - once she came rushing in the house, all happy with herself, stood right next to my feet and opened her mouth, letting go of the most enormous spider I've ever seen. Lord knows how she got it in her mouth, she's only small. Lily was looking up at me with a "well go on...tuck in" sort of expression. The spider saw it's moment and shot off under the sofa. Can't blame it.

...A sausage!  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: JackSpratt on June 18, 2007, 11:43:05 AM
My mum told me of a time when she heard a lot of commotion outside, went to the end of the path and saw the family cat, Gem running down the road with a trail of sausages streaming behind her! She'd jumped onto someones work surface (they'd left the door open with it being a hot day) and stolen them out of the pan they were cooking in :evillaugh:

Shanti must really love you to bring you a sausage.  :Luv: Although...a chocolate bar wrapper comes a close second. :rofl:
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: carl (billy and baggys dad) on June 18, 2007, 11:59:35 AM
yesterday I heard Shanti doing her 'I've got something!' chirrup and went out to investigate.

She proudly presented me with .... a sausage!  :Crazy:

 :rofl: thats really tickled me!
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: littleKitten_(alex) on June 18, 2007, 12:09:42 PM
 :rofl: That cracked me up!
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: clarenmax on June 18, 2007, 12:32:38 PM
Aw bless, a sausage is much better than a mouse  :rofl:

Years ago when I lived at home, one of the local cats was down the bottom of our garden with a whole raw chicken..... have no idea how s/he dragged it to our garden, but it must have been nicked from someones kitchen  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: Reynard on June 18, 2007, 22:44:10 PM
My mum told me of a time when she heard a lot of commotion outside, went to the end of the path and saw the family cat, Gem running down the road with a trail of sausages streaming behind her! She'd jumped onto someones work surface (they'd left the door open with it being a hot day) and stolen them out of the pan they were cooking in :evillaugh:

 :rofl: My mum's old cat Rio brought in a string of sausages as well. He'd sneaked into the neighbour's pantry through an open window and tucked into said sausages, and when he'd stuffed himself silly, brought the rest back home with him.  :rofl:

A couple of years ago I saw a dog nick a string of sausages from a butcher's shop and just like in the cartoons, the butcher was chasing the dog down the street with a meat tenderizer...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Little presents
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on June 18, 2007, 23:13:39 PM
Ohhhhhhh my I wish mine would bring in sauasages rather than mice  :rofl: :rofl: