Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on April 05, 2017, 18:58:48 PM
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HI I AM MISA OR MISAMAN IF YOU PREFER.
I THINK ITS TIME I TELL YOU MY STORY AND THAT OF MY VERY DIM HUMAN!
I TALK TO HER YOU SEE AND SHE GOES................HOW DO YOU SAY...........UMMM APE!
I TELL HER WHAT I WANTS AND SHE IGNORES ME OR SAYS SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND, I MEAN HOW CAN SHE NOT UNDERSTAND WHICH MEOW MEANS FOOD, OR WATER, OR STROKES, OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY ETC..............JUST DIM!!
I AM A CAT AND MEOWING MEANS I AM TALKING TO HER. I HAVE TOLD HER I AM A MORNING CAT AND AS SOON AS IT GETS LIGHT I NEED FOOD AND TO GO OUTSIDE...................NOT IN A FEW HOURS BUT IMMEDIATELY. I MEAN CATS HAVE THEIR NEEDS TO ATTEND TO WHEN THEY WAKE UP.
I HAVE TOLD HER ALSO THAT GOING TO BED AT 0400 IS STUPID AND SHE SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED WHEN I WAKE HER UP 2 HOURS LATER BECAUSE MY NEEDS COME FIRST.
ONCE OUTSIDE AND DONE MY ABLUTIONS, BEEN IN THE SHED AND HAD A DRINK AND INSPECTORATED MY GARDEN, THEN I WANT TO COME IN AGAIN UNTIL LATER AND SHE SHOULD BE AT THE WINDOW WATCHING TO IMMEDIATELY OPEN THE DOOR. ITS NOT MY FAULT WE HAVE A SILLY BABY CAT CALLED LUPIN WHO HAS CAUSED THE CAT FLAP TO BE BOARDED UP.
ME AND SASA LIKE TO DO OUR OWN THING! WE ALWAYS DID BEFORE LUPIN ARRIVED AND IT WORKED VERY WELL EVEN WHEN LUPINS GRANDPAPPIES WERE HERE, THEY USED THE FLAP TOO.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH LUPIN, I THINK HE HAS A MAD BEE IN HIS HEAD WHICH MAKES HIM RUSH AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC CAT TRYING TO ESCAPE IT!
MY HUMAN IS ALWAYS ANGRY AND SHOUTING, MAYBE SHE WILL BE BETTER WHEN THAT LAPPY IS MENDED COS RIGHT NOW SHE IS IMPOSSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH AND I AN THINKING ABOUT HOUSE HUNTING. SASA DOESNT WANT TO THO COS SHE SAYS THE HOUSE YOU KNOW IS ALWAYS BEST.
WOMEN!! NO LOGIC!
ANYWAT THERE ARE MY THOUGHTS AT PRESENT, WILL SOMEONE TELL MY HUMAN TO GET DOWN AND GET WITH IT :shify: :shify: :shify: :shify: :shify: ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ello Meeshaman,
I fink hall oomans must be stoopid cos my meowmy dunt no wat I sez eeva. I cry and cry but er dunt give me wat I hask for >:(
Duz heenywon no if der is enny traynin we can giv owa oomans?
Alfie
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I HOPE SO COS I HAVE TRIED TO TELL HER THINGS ALL DAY AND SHE HASNT DONE ANY OF THEM.
WE 3 CATS THINK THINGS IS VERY BAD AROUND HERE NOW, WE DONT KNOW WHY BUT SHE IS LIMPING AROUND. MOANING, SHOIUTING.......AT US........ STRANGERS KEEP VISITING AND ITS HORRIBLE.
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPin
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Yoo cud alwaz sta wiv uz agin Luuuuuupin.
Pippin xxxx
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WILL YOUR MEOWMY LET ME GO OUT IN THE SUN AND RUN AAND WALK AND CATCH THINGS?
IF SO I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA :innocent: :innocent:
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPin
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Oh dear Misa. You need to train your meowmy to get up when you get up. Perhaps you need to shout more?
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I THINK IF I SHOUTED ANY MORE I WOULD HURT MY VOICE >:( >:(
SHE JUST MOANS A LOT AND SHE HAS LET ME OUT EVERY MORNING BEFORE MY BREAKFAST AND ANOTHER SLEEP :rofl: :rofl:
SHE JUST GOES BACK TO SLEEP CEPT THIS MORNING THAT DOORBELL KEPT RINGING AGAIN, WISH SHE WOULD SWITCH IT OFF COS IT MAKES ME HAVE TO MOVE AND BE AWSARE OF THREATS TO MY PERSON :shify: :shify:
MISA
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Meesha, I dunt fink oomans is def, just stoopid >:( I dunt fink der meowmys hevva tort dem to speek cat propa.
Alfie
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OH ALFIE YOU IS DEFINATELY RIGHT, I KNOW SHE IS NOT DEAF COS SHE SHOUTS AT ME TELLING ME NOT TO SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOOPID IS RIGHT, JUST PLAIN DUM DUM DUM!
misa
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MISA I DO LOVE YOU BUT YOU DO KNOW YOU ARE IN THE WRONG BIT OF PURRS ;) :hug:
I AM SURPRISED OFFICER SASA HAS NOT TOLD YOU OFF :rofl: :rofl:
YOUR MUM HAS BEEN THROUGH A HELL OF A LOT IN SUCH A SHORT TIME AND SHE MIGHT BE SCREAMING, SHOUTING, THROWING THINGS ETC. BUT SHE STILL LOVES YOU ALL :Luv2: :hug:
MARY
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WE CATS CAN TALK ANYWHERE ON PURRS ITS ONLU HUMONS WHO CANT!!
MISAMAN
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - I DO LOVE YOU MISA :hug: :Luv2: :hug:
MARY
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OH THANK YOU ;D ;D ;D
MISAMAN