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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Sonya(Buttersmum) on December 25, 2016, 00:20:44 AM

Title: A Cat's Christmas
Post by: Sonya(Buttersmum) on December 25, 2016, 00:20:44 AM

'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.

Title: Re: A Cat's Christmas
Post by: hollycat on December 25, 2016, 03:46:26 AM

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Brilliant

Title: Re: A Cat's Christmas
Post by: CarolM (Wendolene) on December 25, 2016, 10:42:34 AM

Sound like my Biggles.  :rofl:

Title: Re: A Cat's Christmas
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on December 28, 2016, 12:58:36 PM

 :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: A Cat's Christmas
Post by: Lyn (Slugsta) on December 28, 2016, 20:11:42 PM

Love it!  :rofl:

Title: Re: A Cat's Christmas
Post by: Judecat (Paula) on December 30, 2016, 13:07:50 PM

That is brilliant Sonya :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: