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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Sarah_Jane on February 23, 2012, 16:44:05 PM

Title: the difference of cats and dogs a diary
Post by: Sarah_Jane on February 23, 2012, 16:44:05 PM: Excerpt from a Dog's Diary...

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk Bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpt from a Cat's Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity....

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. I continue to make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they made condescending remarks about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,so he is safe….. For now.
Title: Re: the difference of cats and dogs a diary
Post by: Skiddaw on February 23, 2012, 17:17:05 PM: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: the difference of cats and dogs a diary
Post by: JenGeorgieBob on February 23, 2012, 22:09:25 PM: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: perfect!
Title: Re: the difference of cats and dogs a diary
Post by: mad_lilli on February 23, 2012, 22:26:55 PM: I love it! This is exactly what I could imagine one of mine saying. Especially when she gives me that look - we all know the one! :rofl: