Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Tiggy's Mum on December 10, 2008, 09:28:28 AM
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Riley, as much as I love him, has one very annoying habit - he's a dribbler! He always comes to bed at night and has a super snuggle which involves him losing huge amounts of fluid, he likes to drip huge droplets on me, smear dribble over me by rubbing his head against me or alternatively shaking his head like a dog.
Anyway, I was letting the boys out this morning and Lu was stood in the way of the pot where I keep their collars (they only wear them outside). I said in my best crazy cat lady voice (which involves keeping the tongue completely still and changing each word to sound nothing like the original :evillaugh:) I said' Minb out Wu Wu , Mummy meeds pu bet Ri-Ri's pollar *picks up wrong collar* mo - mot mat wun, mhat's your pollar boller' as I did this a huuuuge droplet of my own dribble sploshed on Riley's head :rofl:
Just editing to add this as just re-read this and it makes me sound like a drooling monster, I'd like to point out that I was bent over trying to get the collar out of the pot hence the dribble falling out of my mouth whilst making crazy cat lady sounds :evillaugh: I am perfectly capable of making crazy cat lady sounds without dribbling when I'm upright :evillaugh:
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:sick: :evillaugh:
Maybe I should try the same tactics with Willow :shify:
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my latest foster Sam is supposed to be a 14-week old black kitten (had his jabs and chipped by owner but looks no more than 8 weeks in size) has been here for 5 days and insists on suckling my neck or ear. I live with constant dribble on my neck and look as though i have a very passionate love life!!
i might just try that later. I was thinking of renaming him Vlad. >:(
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:sick: :evillaugh:
Maybe I should try the same tactics with Willow :shify:
:sick: :sick: ....And maybe not! :evillaugh: ;)
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Lol Helen, trying to decipher your cat speak just made me laugh out loud in the office :rofl:
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I'm sorry but that made me giggle :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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Lol Helen, trying to decipher your cat speak just made me laugh out loud in the office :rofl:
same here! :Crazy: :rofl:
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Lol Helen, trying to decipher your cat speak just made me laugh out loud in the office :rofl:
Keep the tongue completely rigid in the bottom of your mouth, bend over whilst rummaging in a pot on the cabinet with your arm through the legs and under the tummy of one cat standing on the cabinet and say 'Mind out LuLu, Mummy needs to get Ri-Ri's collar *picks up wrong collar* no - not that one, that your collar bollar'
It will sound just like this
Minb out Wu Wu , Mummy meeds pu bet Ri-Ri's pollar *picks up wrong collar* mo - mot mat wun, mhat's your pollar boller'
and a large droplet of drool may come sploshing out of your mouth to the unsuspecting cat on the ground below :evillaugh:
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Lol Helen, trying to decipher your cat speak just made me laugh out loud in the office :rofl:
Keep the tongue completely rigid in the bottom of your mouth, bend over whilst rummaging in a pot on the cabinet with your arm through the legs and under the tummy of one cat standing on the cabinet and say 'Mind out LuLu, Mummy needs to get Ri-Ri's collar *picks up wrong collar* no - not that one, that your collar bollar'
It will sound just like this
Minb out Wu Wu , Mummy meeds pu bet Ri-Ri's pollar *picks up wrong collar* mo - mot mat wun, mhat's your pollar boller'
and a large droplet of drool may come sploshing out of your mouth to the unsuspecting cat on the ground below :evillaugh:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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