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Title: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 19, 2008, 14:07:50 PM
Minimposical has given birth  :-:

Teresa is not quite sure how it happened but she woke up this morning to find that Minimopsical had given birth  :Crazy: She had noticed that her tummy was getting rather portly but put it down to her love for Whiskas Temptations.

Before anyone says this is a hoax post to promote the fantastic, professionally printed, two year calendar featuring our beloved cats which is available to pre-order from http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html and which if all 150 copies are sold will raise £1140 for Ron's rescue http://www.lostcatsbrighton.org.uk/ then here's the pics to prove it....

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/mini1.jpg)

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/mini2.jpg)

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/mini3.jpg)

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/index.php/topic,18945.0.html  ;)
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: clarenmax on October 19, 2008, 14:43:13 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on October 19, 2008, 15:41:26 PM
 :rofl: you are terrible. What will you be like by the time the auction comes round!!
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: Christine (Blip) on October 19, 2008, 15:47:59 PM
I'm expecting 'Riley awarded honorary degree' and 'Lucas writes best-selling novel' any time now...

 ;)
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: maryas on October 19, 2008, 16:08:35 PM
You lot do anything to make money......GOOD ON YER, keep up the good work  :Luv2: :rofl:

Mary

P.S. - you all need to change LOTS to LOST  :rofl: :hug:
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: Christine (Blip) on October 19, 2008, 16:42:14 PM
P.S. - you all need to change LOTS to LOST  :rofl: :hug:

I said to myself 'Oh law, Mary's finally flipped'  :evillaugh: but then I saw what you meant.

Ladies: you've all copied and pasted a spelling mistake into your signatures and they all say 'LotsCatsBrighton'.  Which may be true, but it's not what Ron calls his rescue.  ;)
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 19, 2008, 17:06:16 PM
Helen own up there were only 2 temptations Lucas and Riley  :rofl:

If everyone promises to buy a Calendar for Rons wonderful Rescue, I will promise never to let Minimopsical have temptations again  :rofl:
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 19, 2008, 20:06:41 PM
Helen own up there were only 2 temptations Lucas and Riley  :rofl:

If everyone promises to buy a Calendar for Rons wonderful Rescue, I will promise never to let Minimopsical have temptations again  :rofl:

Are you insinuating that one of my boys is the father?  They couldn't be, could they?  Surely the distance...  Not to mention that I've bought them up properly and they wouldn't have taken advantage of Mini-wotsit in that way  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: maryas on October 19, 2008, 21:29:00 PM
P.S. - you all need to change LOTS to LOST  :rofl: :hug:

I said to myself 'Oh law, Mary's finally flipped'  :evillaugh: but then I saw what you meant.

Ladies: you've all copied and pasted a spelling mistake into your signatures and they all say 'LotsCatsBrighton'.  Which may be true, but it's not what Ron calls his rescue.  ;)
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99% maybe Chris - well I have been with Purrs for over a year now  :rofl: :Luv2: :hug:

Mary
Title: Re: Minimopsical has given birth!
Post by: CC & The Pussycat Guys & Dolls on October 20, 2008, 10:52:48 AM
 :rofl:

Still up to your naughty tricks I see Helen  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 20, 2008, 15:33:07 PM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/bump.gif)
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Gwen on October 20, 2008, 16:01:38 PM
That will make you Nana Helen then,has a nice ring to it has that :evillaugh:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 20, 2008, 16:05:30 PM
I'm going to demand a DNA test, the boys are insisting they've been nowhere near Weaverham  :evillaugh:

Before anyone says this is a hoax post to promote the fantastic, professionally printed, two year calendar featuring our beloved cats which is available to pre-order from http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html and which if all 150 copies are sold will raise £1140 for Ron's rescue http://www.lostcatsbrighton.org.uk/ then here's the pics to prove it....
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Gwen on October 20, 2008, 16:08:04 PM
Your just trying to get out of paying kitten maintenence,we know your game :P
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 20, 2008, 16:10:00 PM
Your just trying to get out of paying kitten maintenence,we know your game :P

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 20, 2008, 18:44:08 PM
I'm going to demand a DNA test, the boys are insisting they've been nowhere near Weaverham  :evillaugh:


We all believe differently and the cost of the DNA test is the purchase of a Purrs calendar in aid of Rons Rescue  :rofl:

incidentally Minimopsical is a true lady and may now be claiming rape  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Rosella moggy on October 20, 2008, 19:11:01 PM
Just fab. Cheers me dears. Had me howling  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 22, 2008, 12:40:45 PM
Well we all know who the Mummy is but the question is, who is the Daddy?  :sneaky:

I received a letter yesterday addressed to Masters Lucas & Riley.  It was from Purrsonal Claim Solicitors of Weaverham stating that the one of the boys has been named as the father of Gem & Jem. Mini-belle Tinker-mopsical The mother will not state which cat is the father, only that they had a grey tail.

I was horrified when I read this and set about searching the CCTV footage from the day the kittens were conceived.  I would like to publish these stills from the footage to once and for all clear the boys' name.  Look very closely at the times on the stills, the boys were sleeping all that day, the minute they opened their eyes was luckily captured on camera.  The only conclusion that can be reached is that neither Lucas or Riley could possibly be the father.

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/1-1320x200.jpg)

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/1-2320x200.jpg)

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/1-3320x200.jpg)

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/1-4320x200.jpg)
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/1-5320x200.jpg)
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/1-6320x200.jpg)


There has been some suggestion that Jasmine's 'Me-too' could be the father but I myself think they have the look of Memphis about them  :shify:

Due to the colouring of Gem, or is it Jem other suspects put forward are Jerry, Gizzy,  Hobbes, Jaffa, Mosi,  Marley, Garf, Cody, Billy, Baggy, Buddie, Toby, Tiggy, Winston, Sol or Tommy - and NO, I didn't go through the fantastic Purrs two year professionally printed calendar available to pre-order from the link below picking out the ginger cats :evillaugh:


http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Gwen on October 22, 2008, 13:04:55 PM
That Memphis has always had an eye for the ladies you know :shify: :shify:

But then Lucas and Riley really do look exhausted,maybe they had "too much" action before daylight  :shify: :shify:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Den on October 22, 2008, 13:28:04 PM
That Memphis has always had an eye for the ladies you know :shify: :shify:

Well he does strut around the house thinking he's a stud muffin! And he is the biggest flirt going so nothing would surprise me  :doh:


But then Lucas and Riley really do look exhausted,maybe they had "too much" action before daylight  :shify: :shify:

That is exactly what I was thinking ... they do look rather worn out  :scared:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Zenith (Liz) on October 22, 2008, 14:43:17 PM
Lol! :wow:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: LeighK on October 22, 2008, 14:50:59 PM
(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Alfie_map.jpg)

 ;D

Incidentally I note there's a place nearby called "Little Leigh"  ;D ;D
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Kirst on October 22, 2008, 16:03:14 PM
If one of the kitties has a tail like a lemur then there is a strong change Gizzy may be the guilty party! :shy:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 22, 2008, 16:34:36 PM
I note that Helen indicates there is MORE than one father by using the words "they had a grey tail", Gem is solid ginger and Jem is a very dark tabby, we will get to the bottom of this and find out who the pen-i-traitors are. Obviously one of them had a grey tail but the other was most definately of the Ginger variety, thinking about it baby Gem reminds me of Baggins.

Leigh as Little Leigh is just a couple of miles down the road I feel compelled to put Alfie on the list of chief suspects :rofl:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: LeighK on October 22, 2008, 16:44:40 PM
I was wondering as, by coincidence, Alfie was originally named "Little Al" when I adopted him, he has been looking pretty pleased with himself lately although, without his "bits" I think that the most he could manage is a cuddle  ;D
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 22, 2008, 16:49:52 PM
I was wondering as, by coincidence, Alfie was originally named "Little Al" when I adopted him, he has been looking pretty pleased with himself lately although, without his "bits" I think that the most he could manage is a cuddle  ;D


Without his bits; who are you kidding , with the state of the ecomony I guiess he used the Sperm Bank  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html   To Pre Order your fantastic Purrs Calendar
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Dawn F on October 22, 2008, 16:52:16 PM
now there's a word I never thought I'd see on purrs!!!!
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: LeighK on October 22, 2008, 16:54:10 PM
I agree Dawn, I never thought I'd see the four-letter word "Bank" on here either  ;D ;D
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Minimopsical on October 22, 2008, 17:02:00 PM
O Dear O Dear I Minimopsical am a good girl, zis is not my fault, I said it was an Immaculate Conception but no one believes me  :rofl: Please Romeos show yourselves and declare your love for me
I am broken hearted to have been abandoned by the loves of my life,I thought we would bring our children up together; I guess I will have to apply for Child Support in the form of I Purrs Calendar per kitten per week i.

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html To pre order your fantastic Purrs Calendar in aid of Rons brilliant Lost Cats Brighton.
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 22, 2008, 17:33:50 PM
I am very pleased that none of the boys here on on the suspect list as a purrrrrrrpitrator  ;D

All their tales are the wrong colour and hope you find tha guilty party.

Minimposical, as one girl to another......whispers dont yoo no who the boy was , I mean do you have that many boyfriends...........go on tell. I wont meow on yoo  really :shify: :shify:

I think we are getting a calendar cos I am on it in my most beouuuuutiful tortieness  ;D ;D

All da monies goes to Rons cats in need  ;D

Sasa
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Kirst on October 22, 2008, 17:36:34 PM
I am most definitely getting a calender (or five!) ;D
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 22, 2008, 18:11:26 PM
Mini-belle Tinker-mopsical whatever she is called may have said
one of them had a grey tail
but what we have to remember is that cats only see in black and white so of course the tail of the pen-i-traitor(s) appeared to be grey  :shify: Neither Lucas nor Riley could possibly be the father, as demonstrated by the photographic evidence below. 

The boys demand compensation for this wrongful accusation, they are not greedy and will settle for anyone that hasn't already done so buying the super duper, professionally printed two year calendar featuring Purrs cats with all profits going to Ron @ LostCatsBrighton.

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html




Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Millys Mum on October 22, 2008, 18:18:51 PM
Im sure they see colour, george always knew his bowl was blue and taffys red  :Dont know:

Simon has a grey tail but was out drinking with Sylvias Tabs that night  :)
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Susanne (urbantigers) on October 22, 2008, 18:40:42 PM
Due to the colouring of Gem, or is it Jem other suspects put forward are Jerry, Gizzy,  Hobbes, Jaffa, Mosi,  Marley, Garf, Cody, Billy, Baggy, Buddie, Toby, Tiggy, Winston, Sol or Tommy - and NO, I didn't go through the fantastic Purrs two year professionally printed calendar available to pre-order from the link below picking out the ginger cats :evillaugh:

Jaffa is far too much of a gentleman but I wouldn't count Mosi out  :-:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 22, 2008, 19:52:35 PM
Minimopsical has said she will consider offers of marriage by any suitor carrying a Purrs Calendar  :rofl:

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html To pre order your fantastic Purrs Calendar in aid of Rons brilliant Lost Cats Brighton
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Christine (Blip) on October 22, 2008, 19:54:39 PM
Jaffa is far too much of a gentleman

And of course, Jaffa has eyes only for Blip  :Luv2:

Have y'all bought your calendars yet to support Lost Cats Brighton?
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: alisonandarchie on October 22, 2008, 22:36:00 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 23, 2008, 09:56:40 AM
I just cant post for laughing  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html  To pre order your fantastic Purrs Calendar in aid of Rons brilliant Lost Cats Brighton
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 23, 2008, 12:12:58 PM
Meowmy says the final prrofs will be coming up cos dealine has passed ffor changes.....sorry I is tryin type fast before she comes back to puta.

Then its goin off too da printers so then all da orders need to come in very fast, cos they stopped at momnet.

buy a calendar for cats at Rons like I used to be and lots of other kittiez hear too

Sasa
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tan on October 23, 2008, 20:13:43 PM
Look ere, I was just doing the final bits for the calendar and spent last half hour readin this ere topic, now i can't do a blommin ting cause im larfin too much and had to go get a tena on.
Now i am too high up in my seat to do the calendar proper like so it gonna take me all night now. Huuurrrumpffff.  :P
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tan on October 23, 2008, 20:15:30 PM
 :heeee heeee:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on October 23, 2008, 20:16:54 PM
Stop giggling and go and get on with the calendar for Rons cats  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: maryas on October 23, 2008, 20:18:29 PM
That's it Tan, you work until midnight (or later) and get our calendars done - we love you.  :hug: :hug:

Mary and Bonnie x
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 23, 2008, 20:29:54 PM
Look ere, I was just doing the final bits for the calendar and spent last half hour readin this ere topic, now i can't do a blommin ting cause im larfin too much and had to go get a tena on.
Now i am too high up in my seat to do the calendar proper like so it gonna take me all night now. Huuurrrumpffff.  :P

I note that you are not trying to clear Garf or Marley's name  :shify: Guilty conscience?  :sneaky:

Due to the colouring of Gem, or is it Jem other suspects put forward are Jerry, Gizzy,  Hobbes, Jaffa, Mosi, Marley, Garf, Cody, Billy, Baggy, Buddie, Toby, Tiggy, Winston, Sol or Tommy - and NO, I didn't go through the fantastic Purrs two year professionally printed calendar available to pre-order from the link below picking out the ginger cats :evillaugh:


http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tan on October 23, 2008, 20:34:30 PM
Not gonna meantion it cause it really could be them  :scared: I am not sure who but i suspect Marl as he does seem to be the smooth talker  :shify: But ......How did they get out that night  :shocked:
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Teresa Pawcats on October 24, 2008, 10:24:37 AM
Look ere, I was just doing the final bits for the calendar and spent last half hour readin this ere topic, now i can't do a blommin ting cause im larfin too much and had to go get a tena on.
Now i am too high up in my seat to do the calendar proper like so it gonna take me all night now. Huuurrrumpffff.  :P

Forget the Tena`s and invest in a Purrs Calendar it much better quality  :rofl:

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html To pre order your fantastic Purrs Calendar in aid of Rons brilliant Lost Cats Brighton
Title: Re: News about Minimopsical
Post by: Tiggy's Mum on October 24, 2008, 16:53:06 PM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z202/Lucas_Riley/P_edits/bump.gif)

http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html To pre order your fantastic Purrs Calendar in aid of Rons brilliant Lost Cats Brighton