Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: LeighK on October 17, 2008, 08:51:02 AM
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Hi folks,
The other evening I was on the phone, being pestered by a really desperate to make some money, estate agent. I wandered into the bedroom (Suzie's lair) talking away to him and Suzie heard me and appeared from under the chest of drawers and miaowed loudly. I knew what she wanted and, without thinking, to my horror I heard myself saying "I can't come to bed yet baby, it's far to early, we'll have a nice cuddle later" then the penny dropped and I realised that I still had the mobile phone to my ear. There was a brief silence during which time I could hear the guy on the phone thinking "maybe I've called at an inconvenient time" ;D I did explain that I was talking to a cat but I'm not sure (read don't care) if he believed me or not ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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Just as well you didn't say "What a lovely pussy" :innocent:
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Hi Mark,
Well at least it made me sound a bit "interesting" for a change ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Mark - shades of Mrs. Slocombe there methinks
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:rofl: I love moments like that, you always remember them and they always make you giggle :evillaugh:
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Hiya,
Yes it was very funny, the pestering estate agent was really :censored: me off. After exhaustively explaining my price bracket, preferred location and preferred choice of property he was calling me with details of far too expensive, unsuitable properties in stupidly far off locations. I felt like saying what part of 1 bedroom flat withing 3/5 miles of X at maximum price of £xxx,xxx do you not understand mate!!, so do you seriously think that I'd be interested in a £400,000, 2 bedroom maisonette in North London?! ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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You gotta love Estate Agents, luckily me and my commercial letting skills are better than that, and I don't bug people either :shify: :rofl:
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You got any old warehouse round here that would interest me then hun? ;D
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lol, not in Kingston no, too far out of area, but can do you a nice premises in Bisley :rofl:
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:rofl:
Oh well, never mind it was worth a try ;D :Luv2:
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Or of course a lovely double fronted retail unit in Woking? :rofl:
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Okay hun, I'll meet you half way on this one, how about a single-fronted unit in or near Byfleet or Cobham ? ;D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That made me laugh out loud in the office
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Do you want to know his Embarrassing moment number 2?????
He phoned me shortly after and was telling me about a lady he was chatting to in the doctor's surgery and she couldn't believe he knew all about food from years and years ago - she said he only looked 35 - I said was she there to see the doctor for a problem with her eyes :naughty: :evillaugh: :rofl: :rofl: :Luv2: :Luv2: :hug:
Mary x
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I said was she there to see the doctor for a problem with her eyes :naughty: :evillaugh: :rofl: :rofl: :Luv2: :Luv2: :hug:
Mary x
and I said to you, "there's always someone ready to :censored: on your parade isn't there?!" :)
I like anyone who slashes 15 years off my age, I asked her if she'd like to be my friend but she kinda shuffled onto the next seat along ;D ;D
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you're worse than me Leigh - you're not 50 yet!!! :Luv2: :Luv2: :hug:
Mary x
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I told her that I felt my age and she agreed that there'd be little point in sitting in a doctor's waiting room if the opposite was true ;D
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I told her that I felt my age and she agreed that there'd be little point in sitting in a doctor's waiting room if the opposite was true ;D
If you aged your felt? Am I being dense?
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No not dense, just thick!!! Don't mean it Chris :hug: :Luv2:
The woman meant that if he was 35 he probably wasn't ill and didn't need to be there. I think :Luv: You've got me thinking now and I can't think now as it's time to go home in 5 minutes :rofl: :rofl:
Come on Leigh explain it to us - if you can :evillaugh: :naughty:
Mary x
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Leigh....you is the new fonejacker!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That is just hilarious - and even more funny that you explained you were talking to a cat.