Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Susanne (urbantigers) on August 15, 2008, 00:29:07 AM
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To my little fluffykins :P
Thank you so much for tonight's entertainment. It's been a while since you were last sick, so it was clever of you to realise that tonight would be the perfect night to re-introduce the act of vomiting into our lives. Choosing to vomit on top of the cables in the corner behind the rather heavy tv that I cannot move was a master stroke. And the timing was perfect. How did you know that half way through eating my chicken pie was the perfect moment? Although if I'm being picky, a couple of minutes earlier would have been better. I didn't mind at all that I threw away what hadnt been eaten and will probably never eat a sainsburys chicken pie in gravy again. The colour and texture was rather too similar to your last meal, if you get my drift. My waistline thanks you for that. The icing on the cake, so to speak, was that there was only a small piece of fur in your vomit. That means we are likely to have a repeat performance very soon. I so look forward to that. If the corner behind the tv is old hat now, may I suggest you choose under the bed next time? Or how about on top of the wardrobe? Or if those places are not to your liking, there's always on top of the duvet in the middle of the night. After all, I've not tried out the new washing machine with bedding yet. If you're feeling particularly generous, you could always have a word with Jaffa and arrange for you and him to vomit at the same time. You know how I like it when you co-ordinate your vomiting. Double the fun! I have the bottle of simple solution to hand and am ready and raring to go.
Happy vomiting!
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What are they like! Summer did it last night just as I was on the phone to the vets saying that she was coughing badly. Deposited a huge furball right at my feet! Had to apologise to the vet nurse and cancel the appointment I had just made. Vet nurse thought it was hysterical. :rofl: :rofl:
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I found a fur sausage on the stairs last night - I'm guessing it was Willow. Funny time of year to get furballs like that :sick:
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ha ha me too! it was about 4 o'clock in the morning and oh woke me up screaming "Dawn one of the cats is being sick" in a super loud voice, he's on antibiotics and is having all sorts of odd dreams god knows what he thought was going to happen!
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Dont you just love them :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
I have to admit I do tend to check behind the TV now as a couple of years ago the flat was being done up and I was asked if someone could test my TV aerial. No problem I said knowing it was useless. They moved the TV and crawled around the floor behind. After they left I went ot put the TV back and found a nice pile of sicked up cat biscuits :sick: :-[
love
Tab
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Must be a day for sick, I nearly trod in a pile of mushy biscuits this morning wandering around without my glasses on .... that'll teach me :evillaugh:
Max always does it on the parquet floor though, so at least its easy to clean :sick: :evillaugh:
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The little cat i lost last week Ninja always used to make a bee-line for my shoes/slippers,many a time i would be dashing to get ready for work,slipped shoes on ti find a wet soggy mess inside and one very :innocent: cat sitting looking at me
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Thank you Mosi and Suzanne - I@ve just bought chicken and mushroom pies for tea and now I have gone right off the idea :rofl: :rofl: Salad anyone?
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Thank you Mosi and Suzanne - I@ve just bought chicken and mushroom pies for tea and now I have gone right off the idea :rofl: :rofl: Salad anyone?
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Sounds familiar..............I swear to God Beagvis holds his in until we are eating!