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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Kirst on June 16, 2008, 14:55:14 PM
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Subject: Cat and Mice In Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is
yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived
on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real
fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. :naughty:
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all
went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the
same offer that He made to the cat
The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from
cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have
some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little
roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her
sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and
asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy
in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on
Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!' :evillaugh:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sounds like she is related to Smidgen!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lol the auld yins are always the best eh! lol