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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Sam (Fussy_Furball) on June 03, 2008, 14:10:52 PM

Title: Cat Astrology
Post by: Sam (Fussy_Furball) on June 03, 2008, 14:10:52 PM

Found this website today:

http://www.catsincharge.co.uk/acatalog/cat-astronomy.html

Title: Re: Cat Astrology
Post by: Christine (Blip) on June 03, 2008, 14:18:38 PM

Tee hee  ;)

Title: Re: Cat Astrology
Post by: LeighK on June 03, 2008, 15:52:55 PM

Excellent!!  :rofl:

I like this, also on that site :

Feng Shui

GOOD SHUI

All the tuna you can eat
Your own tin opener and a ready supply of food
An internet account with Tescos for treats!
Well trained owners correctly positioned on sofas
Cat baskets carefully positioned to catch the sun
A tranquil and peaceful environment to ensure maximum relaxation
Absolutely no dogs to upset the balance

BAD SHUI

A cat lying across the top of the stairs
A cat lying halfway down the stairs
Owner in crumpled heap at bottom of stairs ... doh!
Very irate owner at bottom of stairs ...
You get the picture!!

 ;D

Leigh

Title: Re: Cat Astrology
Post by: maryas on June 03, 2008, 22:25:05 PM

Love it Sam - I also like the Cats in charge section:

IN THE BEDROOM
Do they sleep in the same position all night because it annoys you if they move? Do they climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard in order not to disturb your beauty sleep? Do they put off making the bed until you decide to get up?

Mary

Title: Re: Cat Astrology
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on June 03, 2008, 22:27:20 PM

My cats are in total control  :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Cat Astrology
Post by: maryas on June 04, 2008, 11:11:38 AM

Quote from: Gill (sneakiefeline) on June 03, 2008, 22:27:20 PM

My cats are in total control  :rofl: :rofl:

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Don't think we could control them if we tried Gill - Cat lover and being in control does not go together in the same sentence!!  :rofl:

Mary