Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: LeighK on May 12, 2008, 09:15:47 AM
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Hi folks, as it's very hot in my flat Alfie has retired to the bathroom where it is a shade (excuse the pun) cooler.
Unfortunately his favourite spot is sprawled out lengthwise in front of the toilet bowl making it very difficult to have a pee but I'm practicing aiming from long range. ;D
Please excuse the very poor quality picture taken on my phone late evening without very much light but it serves to illustrate.
(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Alfie_Loo.jpg)
;D ;D
All the best
Leigh
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You would'nt of been practicing whilst kneeling down would you Leigh? :evillaugh: ....Also is there some kind of side wind? :innocent: :rofl:
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Hiya,
The answer to your questions is, yes and yes. There's a side wind caused by one of my many fans, this has to be taken into account when calculating trajectory ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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And lets not forget the coriolis effect of the earth turning has gotta be taken into account :evillaugh:
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Very true, that explains everything!, oh dangnabit I knew there were more forces at play here than I'd accounted for, I also forgot to factor in the effects of gravity. ;D
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Hmm....Seems a bit messy!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb316/Ruth_davey100/corioliseffect.jpg)
I would just move the cat! :rofl:
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LOL
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:rofl: Leigh, you do make me chuckle hun :rofl:
Hope you managed to have a pee in the end :)
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Hi folks,
I'ts okay I've solved my problem, just had to use a bit of lateral thinking and some of Eau d'Alfie left over merchandising ;D ;D
(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Alfie_Loo_Brolly.jpg)
Oh the relief! ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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You might as well P**s in the wind Leigh :evillaugh: - you never know, it might just work? :evillaugh:
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Leigh stop feeling so smug and get the mop out, you forgot to lift the toilet seat. :rofl:
Would also like it on record that I think this is a totally inappropriate subject to be discussed on a cat forum with so many young impressionable cats taking notes.
:thanks: for making me laugh
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Leigh stop feeling so smug and get the mop out, you forgot to lift the toilet seat. :rofl:
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you forgot to lift the toilet seat. :rofl:
Hiya, lift it, I couldn't even reach it! ;D
You might as well P**s in the wind Leigh :evillaugh: - you never know, it might just work? :evillaugh:
Anything's worth a try Mark ;D
Cheers Leigh
Just about to dissapear into a VERY BORING meeting for a while :-:
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you forgot to lift the toilet seat. :rofl:
Normally they tell us off for not closing it :tired:
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So, so funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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you forgot to lift the toilet seat. :rofl:
Normally they tell us off for not closing it :tired:
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It's the seat we moan about Mark, not the lid!! :evillaugh: :rofl: :Luv2:
I want the brolly Leigh.
You do realise you could get your own back and spray on him - maybe Eau de Leigh won't sell as good as what Eau d'eau Alfie did!! :rofl: :Luv2:
Mary
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Leigh I havent been able to concentrate on anything but your dilemma this afternoon.
The sawdust burned very heavily as I tried to invent a special aim assister for you and then finally I realised the solution is simple
Use the cats litter tray :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Teresa what a FANTASTIC idea, his Lordship has been in his new favourite spot on and off all evening and i've been timing my bladder control to coincide with him deciding to go for a short walk around his estate.
I think I'll have to invest in a larger litter tray ;D ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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just use an old cider bootle :)
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just use an old cider bottle :)
Then you can sell the result down your local (theyll never know the difference) :rofl:
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It's already been done ;D
(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/piddle.jpg)
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Come on then, Leigh: lets see the graphic for "Leigh Piddle Cider, from Aim-over-Alfie"
:rofl:
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LOL! you lot :rofl:
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If you pardon the rather dreadful pun, I'm pissing myself with laughter... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I wonder if we can have a charity link for Tena's?..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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What you mean like this Christine!?
(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Aim_Over_Alfie.jpg)
You know me I like a good challenge so I "aim to please" ;D
Cheers
Leigh
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"aim to please" ;D
:rofl:
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Hiya Mark,
Well at least us blokes are at an advantage we can adopt "stand-off" tactics. ;D
Cheers
Leigh
and for collectors of beer labels, here's one for your collection, simply peel off like so ;D
(http://www.leigh-kemp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Aim_over_Alfie_Anim.gif)
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I am scarcely able to contain myself, to coin a phrase. ;)
Oh Leigh, that's brilliant :rofl:
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Hi Christine,
As I said I "aim to please" ;D ;D it made a nice distraction from working on the film.
Of course if it takes off demand might outstrip supply but I'll worry about that later ;D ;D
TTFN
Leigh
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Well, it just goes to show that some men can organise a P*SS up in a brewery!! Literally Leigh. :rofl: :naughty: :Luv2:
I'd get in touch with the top supermarkets now and ask them for their Christmas orders. :rofl:
Mary
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I forgot to say, when I first saw the title, I thought it was about McDonalds staff :sick:
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Oh Mark, there really is no hope for you at all is there? :hug: :rofl:
Mary
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:innocent:
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Reminds me of the old joke
Man1. "I bumped into an old friend from University the other day in Macdonalds"
Man2. "Did you have a good chat about old times?"
MAN1. "No, Not really all he said to me was "do you want fries with that?"
;D ;D
cheers
Leigh
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:evillaugh:
You have to watch all of it :evillaugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6e8o9eefIY
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:rofl: :rofl:
That was funny, normally I don't much go on her stuff but that was very funny.
Cheers
Leigh