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Post by: Roz on May 09, 2008, 12:43:00 PM
Hi all you Honorary and Purrfect Cats,

I notice that our posts are no longer totting up and this is concerning me 'cos I ain't ever gonna become a Purrfect Cat unless my posts are calculated. :doh: 

Ol' Queakie here is still only a Distinguished cat and Sneakie & Co are Purrfect Cats.  Surely something wrong here. >:(

Please explain.

Yours in disgruntled mode,

Queakie  8)



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Post by: caledonia on May 09, 2008, 12:50:27 PM
Oh I hadn't even noticed that - maybe just a glich!!
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Post by: Tan on May 09, 2008, 12:57:25 PM
Lol i def aint not Purrfect cat lol too many leaks going on over ere!

Also using this as a test  ;) :evillaugh:
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Post by: Tan on May 09, 2008, 13:01:44 PM
yup me post count went up uno with that post but when ya do a new post al your posts will show the new post count total on all of your posts... Hmmm loks like ya gotta get posting Distinquished fluffytoepot only another 420 and you'll be our hero  ;) :hug:
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Post by: Roz on May 09, 2008, 13:07:19 PM
What was that you called me? Fluffytoepot?  'Purrfect Cat' would be more suitable methinks.

And don't be too harsh on yerself Hon. Cat Leakie....it's brightened up considerably round these parts just lately.

I think ya could've spared Burma though.

Yours

Queakie 
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Post by: caledonia on May 09, 2008, 13:08:26 PM
Yep mine is still going up
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Post by: Roz on May 09, 2008, 13:09:52 PM
And mine....
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 13:16:31 PM
I can't remember which "-eakie" I was but it wasn't complimentary! Queakie I think you're a hero already... distinguished or not  :naughty: Can I has a fence plz?  :shify: I'll talk Leakie into making you Purrfect if you gud...  :naughty:
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Post by: Roz on May 09, 2008, 13:49:49 PM
Thank you KB.  (kit on way)

Of course, I do know that I'm a hero already and I don't blame Hon. Cat Leakie for keeping me out of the elitist class. It is all down to that damnable snake Sneakie.  I think a little investigation will prove me right.   :sneaky:

Defend yaself Purrfect Cat Sneakie. 

KB.  I think you could've been Beakie (you'd need a gown and specs for this one) or Freakie or even Weakie...and then again, I think we might have had a Creakie. None of us any good however, when Leakie exploded and drowned us all.   :doh:

Yours in heroic mode

Queakie
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 14:38:21 PM
Shall look forward to receiving kit.

Must use Freakie (I think it might have been Freakie  :shocked:) powers to convince Leakie to enhance your priviledges. I suspect Leakie might explode again with said freakishness and we shall yet again be flooded delaying this process (again).

Having said that, Sneakie might just sneak in ( :sneaky: ) and  prevent further purrfection  :naughty:

Must go freak someone else now.

Yours
Freakie
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Post by: Roz on May 09, 2008, 14:51:54 PM
 :evillaugh:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 20:00:48 PM
I am here dear 'eakies  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I know my posts are going up cos I noticed ummmmm a high number the other night  :shify: :shify:

Leakie drowned me so bad my fur still wet, even after all this time and as for you ole Queakie, you seem to be in fine form and|I will have you know that I am definately not a snake  :evillaugh:

Freakie ummmmm good name  :rofl: :rofl:

Now although you maybe a hero Queakie I have to say some of us are just more Purrrrrrrrrfect than others  :innocent:

So On Guarde  Queakie  :duel: or do you just wanna put em up  :boxer:    :rofl: :rofl:

You choose the venue  :shify: :shify:
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Post by: Teresa Pawcats on May 09, 2008, 20:05:36 PM
I was just thinking how lovely it would be if a 20,000 post count earned the writer the title of

Mad Cat :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 20:06:27 PM
Oh T, dont encourage that Leakie please  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Christine (Blip) on May 09, 2008, 20:09:01 PM
Do you have to be invited to be an eakie or can you apply?

 :evillaugh:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 20:14:57 PM
You can apply  ;D

But you have to be prepared to go on midnight napping excursions and be ready to meet on the bridge at midnight if needed  :rofl: :rofl:

I also have to think of an appropriate 'eakie name for you unless you have one that you think may be suitable  ;D

And you have to be crazy  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Christine (Blip) on May 09, 2008, 20:22:15 PM
Meeting on the bridge at midnight sounds spookily like the day job  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:  It goes without saying that I am crazy or I wouldnt be working here, would I?  :sneaky:

I'll take proposals for an 'eakie name though... :evillaugh:

 :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 20:25:45 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm let me think, I wish I could remeber what 'eakie Ellie is  :shify:

Weakie, Tweakie, Beakie, Meakie..................no dont think that ones you  :rofl: :rofl:

How about Tweakie?
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 20:53:15 PM
Freakie must step in and welcome this newcomer to the brigade.  :shify:  I nominate Preakie since this newcomer is a PR. Who else better to advertise the great adventures of this dubious fabulous group  :innocent:

Now.. Eakie.. Ellie was Reakie? or was that me?  :-:  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Teresa Pawcats on May 09, 2008, 21:00:14 PM
From memory
Tan was Leakie we all know why :rofl:
Gill was Sneakie very :rofl:
Roz was Queakie
Ellie was Beakie
Ruth was Freakie
I was Creakie
Tweakie I dont remember
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Post by: Christine (Blip) on May 09, 2008, 21:11:19 PM
Hmmm.

As neither my worst enemy nor my best friend would describe me as humble, but both would probably concede / applaud a strong sense of irony, I rather cleave to meakie.

In some quarters that would make me blessed too, wouldn't it?  :evillaugh:

So may I be admitted as Meakie?  ;)
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Post by: Teresa Pawcats on May 09, 2008, 21:13:36 PM
Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth

Thats when they arent part of the Purrs catnapping gang  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 21:17:00 PM
 :evillaugh: Leakie has been quiet today. Me thinks all this Distinguished talk has been too much for her and she has a case of the vapours  :shify:

Erm... Meakie? You? ...  :evillaugh: if it so suits...  :rofl:
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Post by: Christine (Blip) on May 09, 2008, 21:35:25 PM
Erm... Meakie? You? ...  :evillaugh: if it so suits...  :rofl:

Yes, there must be a place in the gang for one so meek and mild  :innocent:
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Post by: Reynard on May 09, 2008, 21:41:24 PM
In tht case, can I be Geekie?

I've watched 11 sequential episodes of Babylon 5 in the last two days, so I guess I can call myself a geek.  :evillaugh: For those of you who are interested, it's Sic Transit Vir through to Z' ha' dum.  :-[
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Post by: Christine (Blip) on May 09, 2008, 21:47:51 PM
In tht case, can I be Geekie?

I've watched 11 sequential episodes of Babylon 5 in the last two days, so I guess I can call myself a geek.  :evillaugh: For those of you who are interested, it's Sic Transit Vir through to Z' ha' dum.  :-[

You got my vote, Witty  :hug:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 22:05:48 PM
Ok Christine , I hereby name you Meakie  ;D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Witty you cant be Geekie sorry.

Pay attention Mrs all the names are 'eakie!

So you can be Geakie but you must remember the rules , napping, meet on the bridge at midnight where Queakie will pick us up in the van  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Tan on May 09, 2008, 22:40:35 PM
Errrrre  i had a rumblingings in me waters and suspected something was a going on  :shify:  :rofl:

Yayyy welcome to the eakie gang Meakie and Geakie  ;D  I hope they have warned ya that it can be a bit dangerous on our cat nappin missions esp if i need the .... you know what!!!  Oh what a night that was   :scared: !!!!! I think we should be ok now as me new catsuit is made out of special flubber stuff that expands with fluid so hopefully no more exploding rubber on the next nappin mission!  :-[ :shy:

Will someone please shut that bloomin cricket up.... all bloom night ee eee eee eee eeeeeeeeee can't anyone get a bit of peace round ere?  :tired:

sorry back to important Geakie gang news ........ ....... ........  ......

- --- .--. / ... . -.-. .-. . - / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. / -- . . - / .- - / -... .-. .. -.. --. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- / - .... . / .--. .-.. .- -.-. . / .- -. -.. / - .... . / - .. -- . / --- -. / .---- --... / -- .- -.-- / ... - --- .--. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. / - --- / -.-. .- .--. - ..- .-. . / -... . -. --. .- .-.. / -.-. .- - / -- --- -. -.- . -.-- / .- - / .-.. .. -. -.. .- ... / ... - --- .--. / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -... .-. .. -. --. / .-- .- - . .-. / .--. .-. --- --- ..-. / -.-. --- .- - / .- ... / .--. .-. . -.-. .- ..- - .. --- -. / ... - --- .--.

Message in morse code please decode  :evillaugh:

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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 22:44:04 PM
Thinks we need Geakie or Queakie to decipher this cos a mere Sneakie is not up to this  :rofl: :rofl:

I am so pleased to hear about your new suit and hope its up to the job  :shify: :shify:

Maybe Queakie should have a life raft in the van so we can surf out if necessary  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: hOrZa on May 09, 2008, 23:06:47 PM
.. ...   - .... .. ...   ..-. --- .-.   - .... .   ...- . .-. -.--   ... . -.-. .-. . -   .--. . --- .--. .-.. .   --- .-.   -.-. .- -.   .- -. -.-- --- -. .   .--- --- .. -.   .. -.  :)
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 23:09:23 PM
Freakie... surprise surprise... has decoded.

TOP/SECRET/MISSION/MEET/AT/BRIDGE/YOU/KNOW/THE/PLACE/AND/THE/TIME/ON/17/MAY/STOP/MISSION/TO/CAPTURE/BENGAL/CAT/MONKEY/AT/LINDAS /STOP/PLEASE/BRING/WATER/PROOF/COAT/AS/PRECAUTION/STOP

Me thinks this is a perfect mission... ladies... shalll we?  :shify:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 23:10:38 PM
Rob, depends on how much of a girl you can be...
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 23:11:27 PM
Oh you saved me doing it  ;D

Yes definately 17 May and we must decided where we will be visitting , in secret of course  :wow:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 23:13:41 PM
-... .-. .. -.. --. .   .. ...   - .... .   .--. .-.. .- -.-. .   - ---   -... .   -- .. -.. -. .. --. .... -   -.. --- -. .----. -   -... .   .-.. .- - . .-.-.-   -... .   .-. . .- -.. -.--   - ---   .-. ..- -- -... .-.. .   -... . -. --. .-.. -.--   .--. .- .-.. .- -.-. . .-.-.-   --.- ..- . .- -.- .. .   -. . . -.. ...   .-   -... .. --. --. . .-.   ...- .- -. .-.-.-
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Post by: hOrZa on May 09, 2008, 23:15:17 PM
Rob, depends on how much of a girl you can be...

..   -.-. .- -. -   -... .   .- -. -.--   -... .. -   --- ..-.   .-   --. .. .-. .-..    :( :rofl:
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Post by: Reynard on May 09, 2008, 23:18:00 PM
topsecret mission meet at bridge you know the place and time stop
mission to capture brngal cat monke at lindas stop
please bring water proof coat as precaution stop

Not bad while watching Babylon 5  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 23:18:25 PM
I am sure if you tried ... hard... you could  :naughty:  We could call you ManEakie.  :naughty:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 23:18:59 PM
I dont know how to make this read  :'( :'(
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Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on May 09, 2008, 23:20:24 PM
 :evillaugh: google your morse code converter Sneakie... told ya.. Freakie ...  ;)
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Post by: hOrZa on May 09, 2008, 23:20:36 PM
http://webnet77.com/cgi-bin/helpers/morse.pl
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Post by: Reynard on May 09, 2008, 23:26:13 PM
You guys cheated...  >:(

I decoded it by hand.  :shify:

Definitely Geakie. Besides, I need to go and see if the Jala is nice and hot and whether the Bravari is more than ten years old.  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 23:26:19 PM
Thanks Horza  ;D

tan had sent me an addy but it wouldnt work.

Horza there is no reason why you cant join us and the location is great  ;D ;D

If you wanna be in our napping team you can be Heakie  ;D

Do you have a van purrrrchance?  :rofl:
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Post by: hOrZa on May 09, 2008, 23:28:39 PM
Do you have a van purrrrchance?  :rofl:

Nope :( will go out tonight and get one, how big does it need to be?
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 23:31:42 PM
Oh you know a decent white van size but in a dark colour cos we dont want to show up at night...............how about with stealth  :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: hOrZa on May 09, 2008, 23:32:49 PM
and go faster stripes?
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Post by: Reynard on May 09, 2008, 23:34:57 PM
Hmmm, you don't want stealth technology - a can of black paint will do.  :evillaugh:

As long as the van isn't purple or green, I really dont mind...  :evillaugh:
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Post by: hOrZa on May 09, 2008, 23:37:00 PM
I was thinking black with a red stripe like the A team van :)
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 23:39:48 PM
That sounds great Horza but we do need stealth  ;D

If you knew about our previous missions Geakie you would know that stealth is essential  :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 09, 2008, 23:44:42 PM
Gonna have to go off air cos we have thunder and lightening  and my lights are blinking................see you tomorrow  ;D
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Post by: Angiew on May 09, 2008, 23:50:47 PM
Do we have a run down of - eakies?

A -
B - Beakie (law inforcement or big nose?)
C - creakie - deffo one for an oldie
D
E - Eekie (for the squeamish)
F - Freakie (!)
G - Geekie
H
I
J
K
L - reserved
M
N
O
P - peakie (this could be me and my headache today!)
Q
R - Reekie ( :-[)
S - reserved
T
U
V
W - weakie
X
Y
Z

Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tan on May 10, 2008, 00:24:02 AM
 :rofl: Ange
Love this one

Beakie (law inforcement or big nose?)  ... Has Ellie got a big nose ?  ;)



List so far in our gang is

Tan Leakie
Gill Sneakie
Roz Queakie
Ellie Beakie
Ruth Freakie
T Creakie
Chris Meakie
Witty Geakie
Rob Heakie

Anyone else wanna join up  ;D The more in the purrs catnappin team the more beautiful cats we can nap for for ourselves  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: (evil larf!)

Who's gonna go with reakie then  :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Angiew on May 10, 2008, 00:42:00 AM
yep please, baggie Eakie (due to having to close my eyes when the vet gets his needle out (ooooh errr missus)
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Post by: Bazsmum on May 10, 2008, 01:28:28 AM
Yes definately 17 May and we must decided where we will be visitting , in secret of course  :wow:

Nah no secret here!  :evillaugh:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb316/Ruth_davey100/nl-women-lockup-20071018.jpg)
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Post by: hOrZa on May 10, 2008, 01:46:54 AM
Must be home again for the 19th as its my daughters 14th :)
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Post by: Bazsmum on May 10, 2008, 01:54:04 AM
Oh shucks sorry Rob....its a women only institute.......unless of course there is something your not letting on!  :evillaugh:
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Post by: Bazsmum on May 10, 2008, 13:07:23 PM
I have one for D.....Deakie....its my dogs name "Deake" which I came about as he was very silly when I got him first and always used to embarras (sp?)me.... so the first part of his name is another word for "Richard".......with a mix of "geek" add it together and I have an.....original name for my dog!  :evillaugh:

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Post by: Teresa Pawcats on May 10, 2008, 17:17:29 PM
Yes definately 17 May and we must decided where we will be visitting , in secret of course  :wow:

Nah no secret here!  :evillaugh:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb316/Ruth_davey100/nl-women-lockup-20071018.jpg)


Looks like Jail to me  :rofl:
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 10, 2008, 23:05:27 PM
No Baz you are wrong, its not women only........................for goodness sake read all the posts  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I wonder who will be Reakie  :rofl: :rofl:

Lots of scope for more stealth vans and members and our Mission on the 17th is gonna be stunning ...........I want  the one called   :censored:  ;) ;)
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Post by: Bazsmum on May 11, 2008, 00:56:30 AM
Looks like Jail to me  :rofl:

It is a victorian one!  :evillaugh: Cant believe I put Women's Institute......what would the WI think of me!  :shy: :rofl:

>Rob me is sorry forgetting you are a male....please forgive me for my mix up but if you do insist on wearing skirts...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Here's one just for you!  :evillaugh:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb316/Ruth_davey100/Rob.jpg)
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 11, 2008, 23:22:17 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: hOrZa on May 12, 2008, 10:30:17 AM
hey thats my passport picture --  where did you get it :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 12, 2008, 21:28:14 PM
The mask looks like it belonged to Hannibal Lector  :rofl:
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Post by: Bazsmum on May 12, 2008, 21:30:47 PM
>Gilly...luckily Rob just likes to play dressy ups!  :rofl:
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Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on May 12, 2008, 21:35:09 PM
Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  ;D