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Title: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: maryas on March 15, 2008, 21:35:26 PM: Found this on a website - BRILLIANT!!!

I am the lord of the house.

Thou shalt have no other pets before me.

Thou shalt not ever ignore me.

I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.

Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.

Remember my food dish and keep it full.

Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.

Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.

Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.

Above all, thou shalt do anything it takes to keep me happy.

Mary
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: likabu on March 15, 2008, 22:10:35 PM: That's a good one. You could get it made up on a little plaque with a picture of your cat(s) on it.

Lisa
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: blackcat on March 16, 2008, 07:57:33 AM: Quote from: likabu on March 15, 2008, 22:10:35 PM
That's a good one. You could get it made up on a little plaque with a picture of your cat(s) on it.

Lisa

but only after you corrected the grammar - great concept though! ;D
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: likabu on March 16, 2008, 09:34:03 AM: Quote from: blackcat on March 16, 2008, 07:57:33 AM
Quote from: likabu on March 15, 2008, 22:10:35 PM
That's a good one. You could get it made up on a little plaque with a picture of your cat(s) on it.

Lisa

but only after you corrected the grammar - great concept though! ;D

:naughty::rofl: Says the one that starts a sentence with "but" and no capital letter! :evillaugh: Hee hee. Generally I tend to notice grammatical mistakes but there are that many thou's and thy's!
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: blackcat on March 16, 2008, 09:53:52 AM: it's the thees that are missing ... lol
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: likabu on March 16, 2008, 09:56:38 AM: Quote from: blackcat on March 16, 2008, 09:53:52 AM
it's the thees that are missing ... lol

:doh:

Off topic, but I just have to say that I love these emoticons on this site - they are fab.

Lisa
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: maryas on March 16, 2008, 10:52:34 AM: Quote from: blackcat on March 16, 2008, 07:57:33 AM
Quote from: likabu on March 15, 2008, 22:10:35 PM
That's a good one. You could get it made up on a little plaque with a picture of your cat(s) on it.

Lisa

but only after you corrected the grammar - great concept though! ;D
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That's the wonderful thing about emails and texting, you don't really need to spell check as it's so informal. I have enough of all that proof reading etc. at work. :rofl: :rofl: Must admit, I would have it changed if I was to frame it as suggested. :thanks:

Mary
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: dolcetta46 on March 16, 2008, 23:04:28 PM: Mary, watch out, Bonnie is typing in another line...

"Thou shalt leave your credit card within my reach so I can shop as I please when I please" :evillaugh:
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: maryas on March 16, 2008, 23:42:37 PM: Nice one Licia - I got my statement last week and I must've stopped her in time - nothing on it!! :evillaugh: :rofl:

I am sure we could all add a lot more than 10 to the list.... maybe 100 comandments!!!

I think Oliver's would be 'Thou shalt not leave yummy cakes in front of me and expect me NOT to eat them' :rofl: :rofl:

Mary
Title: Re: THE 10 COMANDMENTS - AS TOLD BY OUR CATS!!
Post by: dolcetta46 on March 16, 2008, 23:45:33 PM: Quote from: maryas on March 16, 2008, 23:42:37 PM

I think Oliver's would be 'Thou shalt not leave yummy cakes in front of me and expect me NOT to eat them' :rofl: :rofl:

Mary

True, true... :evillaugh: