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Title: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Puffball (Louise) on March 06, 2008, 18:58:44 PM: I've been a member of this forum for a week now and have read many stories of people and their cats. After much deliberation I have come to the conclusion that I have the perfect cat :Luv2: :Luv2: biased?, me????? NEVER!

She does not...
- growl, bite or scratch - ever! Not even accidentally during play
- jump up on the kitchen counter, or anywhere I would prefer her not to go
- attack the rubbish bag I keep meaning to take outside to the bin, even if it's got leftover steak or chicken in it
- try to escape if the front door is open and I am taking the rubbish out at last, she sits in the hall waiting for me to come back :Luv:
- wake me up before my alarm goes off in the morning, though she is waiting there with a toy and looking all excited when it does :rofl:
- hate her cat carrier, she gets in voluntarily to go the the vets
- struggle or run away if I have to give her any medication
- scratch the furniture

She does...
- lick Katalax off my finger
- lay obligingly on her back, legs in the air for me to cut her claws
- have perfect litter tray training since the day she came to me
- play fetch with her toys saving me having to go get them :evillaugh:
- come running when I get out her brush or comb... though that tends to change if I try to do her tummy :sneaky:

Her only down side is she costs three times what she should to keep as I keep seeing lovely new things that she just has to have! :naughty:

She's such a little darling, what a lucky Mummy am I? <brag> :innocent:
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3553/cnv00025en5.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: blackcat on March 06, 2008, 19:25:48 PM: you forgot to mention she is also gorgeous!!! :Luv:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on March 06, 2008, 19:35:50 PM: Can I have one please? Especially the waking up in the morning bit :tired:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: tigerbaby on March 06, 2008, 20:34:35 PM: How amazingly gorgeous is that kitty?
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Post by: Mark on March 07, 2008, 10:12:31 AM: Can she give mine some training? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Kittybabe (Ruth) on March 07, 2008, 10:46:31 AM: Seriously. I want a cloned version (kidding) but you know what I mean! Do you think they have Stepford Cats? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: LesleyW on March 07, 2008, 10:55:00 AM: She is stunning :Luv2:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Inky on March 07, 2008, 11:16:44 AM: She's a babe alright :Luv:

(I love my naughty pair though :sneaky: )
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Millys Mum on March 07, 2008, 16:48:10 PM: What are you implying about Purrs cats? :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Ellie on March 12, 2008, 19:52:43 PM: Quote from: Kittybabe (Ruth) on March 07, 2008, 10:46:31 AM
Seriously. I want a cloned version (kidding) but you know what I mean! Do you think they have Stepford Cats? :evillaugh:

:rofl: :rofl: Well my lot are not from there :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

She is stunning though :Luv: :Luv:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Felix (Caroline) on March 15, 2008, 16:36:07 PM: Wow what a cat, she is so beautiful, can she teach mine too! :hug:
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Maddiesmum on March 15, 2008, 18:41:14 PM: She's beautiful
Title: Re: I have the perfect cat!
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on March 15, 2008, 20:30:58 PM: Please tell us her name cos I hate to call her she all the time ;D

Then when you have please send whatshername round to teach all of mine ;D ;D