Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: tigerbaby on February 20, 2008, 18:21:30 PM
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Ha ha, reading this thread I suddenly burst out laughing - what are we doing here - writing messages pretending to be our cats!!! That is SOOOOO funny!!!! I mean, we must all be completely mad!! (i better not tell my 'real life' friends.. ha ha, they'd think I've lost it)
I enjoy it though, but boy, how very silly we are!
(and we even go to the trouble of mis-spelling stuff on purpose and write in baby/lisping language! Hilarious.
Edited because it's hard to spell correctly and laugh at the same time.
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Yep am a little worried about my sanity myself
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Humans are not allowed to post in this section :shify:
So you better leave immediately........its says from the cats mouths and thats what it means :sneaky:
Sasa
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You're so right Sasa, what was I thinking.
I better go and do something productive, like clean Jamesons food bowls or tidy up his toys.
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I'm sorry you think this is my meowmy pretending to be me, but I can assure you that it is I, Jaffa, posting and not my meowmy :innocent: My spelling and grammar are very good because meowmy has always insisted that me and Mosi get ourselves an education. Now that I'm computer literate I can find out about all sorts.
Do you realise that humans aren't allowed in here? This is our place where we can talk about cat stuff and how stupid daft our humans are
love and head butts
Jaffa
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Of course not Jaffa, you are very good at spelling and I should be ashamed of myself for posting in this place.
Would you know how to move this thread? The last thing I want to do is annoy you kittys.
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My meowmy asks where would you like it moving too.......she suggests to post rainbow bridge..........cant think what she means myself and think it should stay hear just to show how human always get above their station :rofl:
Sasa
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Ok Sasa as long as you don't mind us hoomans posting in this thread, we won't stray anywhere else, we will stay here.
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Nooooooooooooooooo you cant post here............................some humans are stuuuuuupid ...........sigh. If you wanna post on this thread its gotta be moved.......... so i am telling my meowmy to move it instantly,
We cant have humands cluttering up our special post area , can we Jaffa.
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At the instruction of Sasa , this thread is now open for human posts :rofl: :rofl:
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Nah Sasa. Leave its. 'Toopid hoomans will just stop postin summink else sum'ere else and come here. Poop.
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Brilliant Sasa, you clever cat.
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I know I am :-[
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Now I think you should go back to your own threads, ok.
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Jamesonsmummymummymum. What's you donts unerstaneds is'at we cats is alloweds to posted anywheres on 'ere Purrs. Is cos we is Purrs geddit?! :naughty:
Sorry, once she starts we just can't stop her. See what you started? :evillaugh:
I imagine Mark is shaking his head at this thread :rofl:
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Oh thank you Lexy, I knew that but was scared to say it :hug:
Sasa
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I imagine Mark is shaking his head at this thread :rofl:
Just wait until Mary chimes in.... :evillaugh: :rofl: :evillaugh:
So Jamesonsmum, when are you going to let Jameson join in the fun? ;)
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Licia... do you mean Mary, my mum or Mary the cat I read about sometimes? If you mean my mum, shame on you!!! :evillaugh: :naughty: She is one hell of a crazy cat lady and I love her to bits. Ruth, you are correct Mark will be shaking his head - when my mum and I were posting about my Valentine's date he had the cheek to say my mum had won a mad cat lady of the year award!! :naughty: :rofl: Good job we like him or I would scratch his eyes out!! He really liked the table mum set up for Franta and I though!!!
Long live talking and typing cats. :Hello: :Bye:
Bonnie (Mary's boss)
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Oh look our table................dreams of a lovely dinner with a beautiful friend
:blow kiss: :blow kiss:
Franta
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:shify:urrrr - wot 'dis mean, all 'dis 'bout durliburate bad spellin an stuff.....? I finks der is sumone carstin aspershuns 'ere..... dey clearly not knowin wot is real an wot are not real....... sheesh. peepuls...... :shify:
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Everyone at work calls me the mad old cat lady so I am in good company now :evillaugh:
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I finks der is sumone carstin aspershuns 'ere
No they not Paddy its just thise humans started posting in our special place and then said they wanted it movin. Then when it moved they told us Purrs that we not allowed to post and Lexy put em well in their place ;D
Now those :censored: humans are not postinhg in their specially moved thread, reckons they too proud to post with us cats, so my meowmy could move it back to our special cats only place.
I dont know Paddy why cant they just post in their place and stop messing us around :shify:
Sasa
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My Paddy is a goodun, ain't he Sasa? :Luv: Is ok Sasa, I's finkin the hoomans is just messin with us... ;) buts we gets to do the gooded stuff likes twisted round them leggies thingies and makem fall downed :evillaugh:
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Definatewly Lexy, Paddy is so nice and he your special man isnt he? ;D
Oh I dont do going near humans but I know Franta does a lot and my meowmy is always tripping ovewr him. Purrrrrrsonaly I wouldnt like her to fall on me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Sasa
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Here I am!!! Jameson Whitesox in all his glory! Mum had to log out last night and I am not allowed to surf the net unsupervised because she is worried I will look at sites with naked kittys and cats with guns :(
Anyway.... how fun us cats have hijacked this thread!! Wooo hoooo! That'll teach them!
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Sasa, I's be afraid of your mummy fallin on me toos. :-:
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:shify: 'Ello Jameson.... :ok: Is good yer meowmy dun let yoo look at pic-chas like dat. It do make yer go blind.... :see:
Yoo's meowmy dunt knows much tho, do she? Fancy finkin dat we puds is not abel ter do pooterin stuff. :Dont know: An wot dat 'bout der spellins an' stuff ...? I's glad der shy Lady Sasa an me faberlush Miss Lexy woz 'ere to 'splain everyfink. :shify:
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Definitely crazy :rofl:
loves it!!
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Don't you just love being a crazy cat person - we should all win an award.
:1st place: :1st place: :1st place: :1st place: :1st place: :1st place: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :best 2:
Bonnie, NO Mary, NO, Bonnie - oh what the hell - this message is from both of us and don't care if it's in right place or not!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evillaugh: :naughty: :naughty: :Luv2: :Luv2: :rofl: :rofl: :hug: :hug:
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We mites not be good at spelin', but we talk bettr hooman than they talke cat I fink :shify:
Max
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:shify: 'sac'ly so, Max. No doubts 'bou dat. :no: :shify:
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"Meow, puuuur miow, meeeeeeeeeow, prrrrrrrr"
Oh mum shut up, you can't talk cat!! Bonnie (Mary's Boss) xx
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Yure right Bonnie, yure mum isnt too goode at talking cat :evillaugh:
M
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Aw Max - I know, she does try bless her BUT noooooooooooooooooo. She does everything else great though and I'm sure your mum and everyone else's mum does too.
Bonnie (Mary's Boss) x
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Self confessed Mad Cat Lady.
Think I'm actually turning into one. Cat, that is. I'm already a Mad Lady :)
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I love being a mad cat lady :evillaugh:
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Oh Lexy and Paddy an Max, whats a mad cat lady?
We needs a definition.................is it cos they cant talk cat, or is it they stuuuuupid or is it cos they our slaves. Maybe its sumthimg else too :Dont know:
They a bit loud on hear dont you think , not like us well behaved Purrs ;D
Sasa
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Hmmm - Definition of a mad cat lady - they will do ANYTHING for us, BELIEVE everything our innocent little eyes tell them, THINK they can tell us what to do......... and that's just for starters. :naughty: :Luv2: :rofl:
Bonnie (Mary's Boss)
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:shify: Der Mad Cat Lady is a hooman wot can't helps 'erself from bein around us cats an makin' shoore dat we is orlright - dey will do dis, ter der extent wot all uvver fings dunt matter. Finks dat dey do 'ope by doin' dis, one day dey will be as clevur as we is. :shify:
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Hey Paddy - them humans will never be as clever as us. But I'm glad my human is a mad cat lady cos it means she gives me nice food and treats, lots of toys and cuddles and stuff. Mad cat ladies are a result of all those years of training we've given them. Long live the mad cat lady!
Jaffa
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I have to say I don't think hoomans are stoopid, not mine anyway. I love my parents and I know they do a lot of nice things for me so I don't think they're stoopid.
Me and mum have a special language too so only we understand each other. It's like a secret language, you would have to be really clever to understand it :)
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:shify: No - dey not stoopid exac'ly - dey got us arfter alls ter keep em on der right tracks, just dey not never gonna be as clevurer like wot we is. But dey tryin hard, so's yer got ter loves dem reeeallly.....
Er - I finks we's all got der bits of dat, Jameson, but yer dunt talks 'bout in der public like.... 'cos den it not bein secret, see? :hug: :shify:
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....it is secret because only us two can understand it. And daddy sometimes.
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:shify: So..... wot yoo do den? :shify:
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That is the secret part!
I thought all cats had a secret language with their hoomans?
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I don't have secret speaks with my meowmy, but we do has secrets looks and fings, if I touches her with my paw, she knows wot I means ....... she's pretty cool is my meowmy :Luv:
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:shify: :rofl: yers, we does Jameson, I woz just coor-eeus ter knows wot yoo does wot might be different ter wot I does, or wot Max does, yer knows?..... :shify:
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My secrets is to clawsies mummy's arms... :naughty:
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:blow kiss: :blow kiss: :hi: - an, an - bitin Aunty Roof's fingas!
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It really depends on your hoomans... I tell you one secret although it won't be a secret anymore, but when I fancy a nibble I go up to my food cupboard and tap it with my paws and look at mummy. She knows what that means.
Or if I want to play I will chase her legs round the house and try to climb up them.
I think hoomans are pretty clever to understand these things considering we don't speak the same words as them.
What are your secret methods of communicating?
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:shify: Me, well me - I sidles up to me meowmy hooman, right - an' I waits til she is busy doin' sumfink, den I fixes her wiv der appealin eyes, and I opens me mouf, and I goes "meh" - dead quiet like, so's yer can hardly hears it. Like I is weak wiv hunger..... An she always looks at me den dead mushy like, an goes "aaaaw - wot woz that? Sounded like a rusty hinge....." an den she do picks me up and takes me inna kitchun fer sumfink ter eat... :evillaugh: :shify:
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I go for the silent miaow thing. It's guaranteed to get my meowmy rushing over to me cooing and fussing and asking what I want. You should try it. Other than that, I just rely on being cute. Humans can't resist a cute cat ;D My meowmy is powerless to resist me. I get what I want most of the time. The only time I fail is regarding food. My meowmy is just plain mean when it comes to food. I get food 3 times a day and nothing on earth will make her feed me more. I put up with it cos when it comes it's really nice food. And I do get treats as well.
Jaffa
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I do the silent meow too... it always works. Sometimes when she is working on the computer I'll walk up to her and sit down by the chair, fix my eyes at her and go ''meeeoooow''. And just like your mums she goes ''awww'' and lifts me up and I get to lie in her lap and purr for a while. Or she'll get up and I will run ahead of her all the way to the kitchen so that she knows I fancy a treat. I get nice food too, and I will go crazy for prawns.
But I prefer the shell-on variety, they are juicier. My mum peels the shell off first, of course.
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I sit on the desk besides my meowmy and look at her all soft like and if she doesnt notice I tap her on the arm or shoulder ;D
When she turns round she looks into my big yellow eyes and I get tweeties and cuddles and strokes and all things lovely ;D
When I want her to go with me I walk to edge of my desk and look at the door, she is quite smart as humans go and she will go with me out to the food to make sure there is no evil birman lurking ;D ;D
Misa