Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Amy on January 13, 2007, 16:44:24 PM
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I found this book and thought it was hilarious had to share it with you....
You know your mad about cats when...
Your neighbour suspects you of dealing drus but when the police search your property, all they find is a greenhouse full of catnip!
You've taken to wearing a necklace with a bell!
You and your spouse got rid of the kids... because the cat was allergic!
You and your friends bunch up on a tiny sofa while your cat stretches out on his very own luxury armchair!
Your cat sleeps on your head, and you like it!
You get your photos developed and there's not a single shot of a human being!
:rofl:
Hope you liked them!!
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The last 3 are totaly true for me. :rofl:
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Yes they are good ;D
Also that :
you cant get into bed cos the cats are lying aslep in the middle and you dont want to disturb them
You cant get out of bed cos you been trapped by the duvet cos one cat is lying at neck level on each side :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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You sit at the computer desk trying to type with one hand with your face shoved into the keyboard cos you have one cat wrapped around an arm and another one draped around your neck
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You cant get into bed cos the cats are lying aslep in the middle and you dont want to disturb them
You cant get out of bed cos you been trapped by the duvet cos one cat is lying at neck level on each side :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Yep, I'm very familiar with that one, Gill. :rofl: At night, I have more in common with a pretzel than anything else.
Also, you know you're mad about cats when the cats eat better food than you do. I'm very guilty of that... :shy:
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Oh yes Witty I know bout that too.
Went to Tescoes yesterday and the bill was £70 and £30 of it was cat food lol.................I lucky I suppose all though I think I not, cos my lot will only eat cat food cept for Ducha wgo like a bit of butter and cheese.
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...... when you don't have any pics of your other half on your desk at work, but about 5 of your cat/s ;)
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...... when you don't have any pics of your other half on your desk at work, but about 5 of your cat/s ;)
That's me then! Though pic on phone, on pc and on desk...he he
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...... when you don't have any pics of your other half on your desk at work, but about 5 of your cat/s ;)
That's me then! Though pic on phone, on pc and on desk...he he
Glad its not just me then :rofl: My screensaver is a scrolling loop of all my best Max pics, none of o/h to be seen (although it has to be said he hates having his pic taken anyway so don't have many good ones!)
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They are brill and very true :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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When you apologise to the cat when it claws you or runs down the stairs past you causing ou to almost break your neck :rofl:
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I must not love Franta cos I did not apologize when he tripped me up at top of stairs..........was too busy trying to save my life !!