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Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: Angiew on January 26, 2007, 09:34:30 AM

Title: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Angiew on January 26, 2007, 09:34:30 AM
Why am I so fat?

Well let me see? What do I do all evening - exercise bike, walk, gardening, get jiggy? I don't think so.

Nothing to do but eat chocolate and watch some obscure TV channel 'cos the remotes out of reach.

Mind use losing the 4 stone would not only remove the double chin it would reduce the sitting area and the other 4 cats wouldn't stand a chance - so heres to the next 4 stone mark!

with me pepsi (16yr tortie), ging (who could be my diet buddy!) and his sister Iddle (2 yrs).

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Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: fluffybunny on January 26, 2007, 11:10:13 AM
 :evillaugh: I know the feeling Ange - there's nothing worse than having a cat all comfy on your lap, when you're busting for a wee, wine glass is empty and the remote is just out of reach!
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Duncan and Findlay on January 26, 2007, 11:40:01 AM
:evillaugh: I know the feeling Ange - there's nothing worse than having a cat all comfy on your lap, when you're busting for a wee, wine glass is empty and the remote is just out of reach!

 :rofl: You said it!!  ;D
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Susanne (urbantigers) on January 26, 2007, 12:24:01 PM
Ha ha  :rofl:  Fortunately mine come on my lap mostly when I'm on the computer - why do you think I'm on here such a lot!  ;D 
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on January 26, 2007, 16:39:34 PM
I have three out of 4 who are not lapcats but Franta is upset cos I wouldnt let him on my lap this morning when I was doing my tax return and had paper everywhere, which Misa thought was wonderful........more filing for him ;D

That picture needs to be bigger Angie cos I cant see the cats very well, especially the tortie.
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: clarenmax on January 26, 2007, 16:43:52 PM
:evillaugh: I know the feeling Ange - there's nothing worse than having a cat all comfy on your lap, when you're busting for a wee, wine glass is empty and the remote is just out of reach!

Doesn't help on the wee front, but if you put a full bottle of wine on the coffee table in front of you, you can carry out a sliding forwards manoevre to reach it while puss remains comfy on lap  :rofl:
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Angiew on January 28, 2007, 00:22:48 AM
I have the technology!!!! Just for Gill

(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w272/petsearch_coventry/HPIM0019crop.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Angiew on January 28, 2007, 00:25:29 AM
and the original

(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w272/petsearch_coventry/HPIM0020crop.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Desley (booktigger) on January 28, 2007, 11:47:23 AM
Aww!!! Mine prefer to sit on my knee when i am on the comp, so I end up sat here longer than I planned!!
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: CarolM (Wendolene) on January 28, 2007, 18:51:13 PM
Awww.  I'm so envious of people who have cats that snuggle up together, and if they do it on your lap - heaven.  I've not had had that experience for, oh - it must be 25 years now.  Mind you, Korky is an only cat now so what can I expect :rofl: 
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Iluvcritters on January 29, 2007, 05:30:16 AM
 :rofl: Love it! I too am jealous I only have one lap snuggler
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Christine (Blip) on January 29, 2007, 11:10:08 AM
this morning when I was doing my tax return

Crikey, cutting it a bit fine aren't you, Gill? You must have nerves of steel  :rofl:
if you put a full bottle of wine on the coffee table in front of you, you can carry out a sliding forwards manoevre to reach it while puss remains comfy on lap  :rofl:

Blip likes to sit on my OH's lap (he's got longer legs so he's more comfortable for her  ;)) so I end up as a bit of a waitress most evenings.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Mark on January 29, 2007, 15:06:22 PM
We need comodes instead of armchairs. I wish my 3 got on that well but "7 kilo kylie" cuts the circulation of in my legs alone!
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on January 29, 2007, 20:42:52 PM
Much better Angie, I can see em now and they are wonderful  ;D

Nerves of steel ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shiver shiver .......no  :rofl:
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Christine (Blip) on January 29, 2007, 21:17:14 PM
Nerves of steel ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shiver shiver .......no  :rofl:

You've got to get your return in tomorrow, Gill!  :scared:
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Gill (sneakiefeline) on January 29, 2007, 22:57:10 PM
it went in on friday lol ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: ChrisB on January 29, 2007, 22:58:27 PM
Arr, what a lovely picture - they are goregeous !
Title: Re: Cats are bad for you!
Post by: Ellie on January 30, 2007, 00:15:52 AM
Awww what a great pic  :Luv:

I wish my two were lap cats  :( Mupps is a "I will lie beside you cat" and Rascal is a "I will smother you while you sleep cat"  :rofl: