Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: souffle on December 14, 2015, 15:29:02 PM
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We have been doing this on my hamster forum and it is giving us a bit of a laugh so thought we could try it out here.
(No offence is intended to any of the original words of the songs - just hope the new words make you smile)
Here is my first Cat effort:
We three Cats / We three kings
We three cats with furballs are
Bearing sludgy gifts we travel afar
Gipping on sofas, sicking on beds
and heaving up in the car
Ohhhh here comes another one in muvvers shoe
I'll throw up a big one while she's on the loo
Slime in the kitchen, slime in the hall
Slip on our last one and down she'll fall!
Born to give her nothing but trouble
Green mush trails topped off with bubble
Furballs forever, ceasing never
She'll feel sorry and give us a cuddle
Ohhhh here comes another one in muvvers shoe
I'll throw up a big one while she's on the loo
Slime in the kitchen, slime in the hall
Slip on our last one and down she'll fall!
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
Come on lets hear your one! :rofl:
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Brilliant idea :evillaugh:
Here's mine :innocent:
Jingle bells by The monster kittens:
Bounding round the house
In a manic kitten way
O’er the couch we go,
Scratching all the way!
Candles we’ll knock down,
Cushions we will shred,
What fun it is to trash the house
before we go to bed!
Jingle bells, our tray smells
Who here did that poo?
Oh what fun it is to crap
and trail the poo right through
Meow! Jingle bells, what the hell?
Let’s attack some toys,
Making sure we pick the ones
that make the biggest noise
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:rofl: :rofl: Haha love that one Nicola. Be warned this is addictive. Finding myself googling Christmas song lyrics a lot!! :shy:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's brilliant. I wonder if it's the same forum I'm on LOL (up the HRN if you know it)
Away on cat nip /Away in a Manger
Away on a cat nip
No fridge empty
My paws swing on tree trunks
As upward I flee
For this is my new toy
With danglies galore
Tinsel for my tail
As I heave it to the floor.
Away on the cat nip
As I skid round the seat
Chasing live mice for Mummy
A gift for her feet.
Meowing in early morning
as I wait for Santa Paws
I'm good girl really
As I sharpen my claws
Meow meow purr purr
As I roll on my back
Belly rubbing and tail twitching
I love my Mum back.
Dedicated to my bridge babies.
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Awww. Loved the last bit of that one!
Hows this:
Oh (Doomed) Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
Your branches just keep tempting me
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
You are my biggest enemy
We’ll chew the wires
and eat the lights
In smashing baubles
we’ll delight
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Our mum will need her G&T
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Love these :rofl: :rofl:
Right now I all poemed out after this years Day before Christmas!
But maybe later :shify: :shify:
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Christmas Time Cat's commit Crime / Mistletoe and Wine by Callie & Monty
Christmas time, we've driven muvver to wine
Cats being naughty in perfect time
No logs on the fire, no gifts on the tree
coz we have perched ourselves on muvvers knee
A time for cooking, a time for puking
A time for stealing, look how muvvers feeling
Little black party dress? Oh it's a mess
White fur all on it and also dad's bonnet!
Christmas time, we've driven muvver to wine
Cats being naughty in perfect time
No logs on the fire, no gifts on the tree
coz we have perched ourselves on muvvers knee
A time for scratching a time for clawing
We've hidden a dead mouse, without muvver knowing
Mother's not happy, our tray is crappy
Litter we've been able to walk over the table :sneaky:
Christmas time, we've driven muvver to wine
Cats being naughty in perfect time
No logs on the fire, no gifts on the tree
coz we have perched ourselves on muvvers knee
sorry I'm addicted!
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Thats great ;D ;D ;D
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:rofl: these are brilliant. Afraid I am not very creative. :)
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Love them all :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Those are brilliant,. Bravo!
My brain is too tired to even contemplate trying, not sure I'd match those even if I was awake especially Jingle Bells :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: