Topic: If your cat had a profession, what would it be? lol (Read 5168 times)

Wibblechick · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2009, 20:50:01 PM »

Both Mr T and Chloe could double up on jobs and do quality control ..... I put my shopping down and within seconds they are both peering into the bags ..... if I move a piece of furniture they are there - inspection time. I wear something new - Sometimes even my OH doesnt notice but Chloe will come over for a sniff and inspect ..... Mr T will just cover it all in black hair

Ive just been tidying up and cleaning in the bathroom (yes - I know its a bit late in the day but Ive had a friend here this afternoon, unexpectedly though very welcome, and I didnt finish me chores!!

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Both cats are now sniffing round the bathroom and checking on things ..... I wonder who will be first into the bath ?!

puddypaws · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:28:51 AM »

Sophie would be a private dectective as she is always watching what goes on - all she needs is a notebook and pen.
Oscar would have made a great team member with Ghengis Khan but probably a hell's angel.

Debsymiller (Rufus' mum) · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2009, 13:32:04 PM »

Quote from: Maddiesmum on March 08, 2009, 07:25:02 AM

Hoody thug for Charlie x

Monty would of course be high up in the ranks of the army, whipping the younguns' into shape, visiting the country club at weekends. Oscar would have the type of job where he could keep a watchful eye on things but not have to get too involved, I imagine him to be a lord of a manor or something, hehe, and Jasper, well Jasper would ahve to be a wrestler.

CC & The Pussycat Guys & Dolls · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2009, 13:10:02 PM »

I think Ted and Harry would be the head of some crime racket, they are always running around showing other cats whos boss, and if they are together they are like the Krays

LeighK · « **Reply #30 on:** March 09, 2009, 14:43:40 PM »

Frankie'd be an actor "resting" between jobs and Alfie'd be an Explorer

clarenmax · « **Reply #29 on:** March 09, 2009, 14:03:35 PM »

I reckon Max would be a mad professor, prone to eccentric behaviour, but brilliant in his field

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #28 on:** March 09, 2009, 13:03:30 PM »

I think Blip would be a food critic. Come to think of it, I have no need for the conditional tense in that sentence

Dawn F · « **Reply #27 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:50:07 AM »

Oscar is a poet - we've always said it!

Leanne · « **Reply #26 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:48:16 AM »

Jess would be some sort of government minister - he likes everyone to do things for him, but is very Strong willed when he wants to be

Milo would be a stripper, he loves attention and messing around

Indys Mamma · « **Reply #25 on:** March 09, 2009, 00:45:07 AM »

Indy in one of his more well known roles, as Spidey-Cat

and Misha

"Whilst the food at Chez Mamma is often well prepared and delicious, on occasion is undercooked and unappetizing... on the whole, 3 out of 5 stars *** "

Topsy Turvey · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2009, 00:21:34 AM »

Quote from: ChrisB on March 08, 2009, 20:53:20 PM

Daisy would definitely be a toilet attendant - she is always checking the trays and will meticulously immediately cover up anything the other four may have done if she is not 100% happy with their efforts.

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2009, 00:13:17 AM »

Sasa would either be a stand in for Queen Victoria.............we are not amused, or a pole dancer with a lashing paw for anyone who got too close.

Misa would be in the FBI, cos he has the right uniform and likes to investigate and protect

Ducha would be a punk singer and pogo round the stage curling his lip

Franta would be a male model prancing around in fancy suits and posing

MrsR · « **Reply #22 on:** March 08, 2009, 22:17:38 PM »

Misha would be a headmistress
Bunty would be midwife
Poppy would be a stripper
Freddy would be a police offier
Elvis would be a bouncer

ChrisB · « **Reply #21 on:** March 08, 2009, 20:53:20 PM »

Daisy would definitely be a toilet attendant - she is always checking the trays and will meticulously immediately cover up anything the other four may have done if she is not 100% happy with their efforts.

woodlandcats · « **Reply #20 on:** March 08, 2009, 15:17:16 PM »

Well, I even have a REAL picture of Savannah's job....

The rest, I will have to think some

Wibblechick · « **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2009, 14:26:10 PM »

Well, Chloe would be a cook, obviously!

Mr T ? Something dodgy - not quite legit, but if you wanted it, he'd be the cat to get it. As long as you didnt ask too many questions.

Which reminds me, I must get him to shift that stack of counterfeit catnip mice he has in his lockup .......

Lynds · « **Reply #18 on:** March 08, 2009, 13:52:20 PM »

Cool thread.

Izzy would be a shrink.

2d · « **Reply #17 on:** March 08, 2009, 13:41:45 PM »

Magnus would be something athletic - pole vaulter or high jumper.
Or possibly a tightrope walker, given he was wandering along the garden gate the other day, which is all of 3/4 of an inch wide...

George... some sort of judge or umpire... looking unimpressed at everything and looking as though he thinks you've gone mad when you try to play with him...

Topsy Turvey · « **Reply #16 on:** March 08, 2009, 12:08:42 PM »

Smartie would be a kids entertainer because she does daftest things all the time. Actually she would be the ideal Redcoat

Skye would be an sprinter as she is always speeding around the place

Summer would be an academic. She always looks deep in though

Stuart · « **Reply #15 on:** March 08, 2009, 11:56:44 AM »

Misty would be the Boss of a Large company because He struts around as if He owns the place, does what He want's and takes no Sheet from anyone

also several ppl have pointed out that Misty looks Grumpy in recent photos (which would also fit job description )
I never really noticed this before, but He does

think it's cause I had been taking so many pictures with the flash going off, he would put a face on

and iether turn away or blink

Catjane · « **Reply #14 on:** March 08, 2009, 11:34:21 AM »

What a great thread!

Meesha would be a nurse, scurrying about making sure everyone was comfortable, administering healing licks, and worrying that everyone is alright and taking their medicine. She'd have to have protracted sit-downs to get over it all, though.

Shanti would have to be a spy, a la James Bond. Following everso stealthily, nosing into everything, and executing the odd ambush!

Sabby ... well, he would never have a profression, as he would never grow up! He is the feline equivalent of a naughty little boy with conkers, bits of string and sticky sweets in his pockets! He always comes home with mud halfway up his legs, cobwebs on his face, or stickybuds in his fur! He dashes in, always pleased to see me, and greets enthusiastically before asking what's for tea!

Skiddaw · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2009, 11:25:47 AM »

The Munchkin would be a chef. He loves anything involving food preparation. One of his nicknames is Heston.

Team Svartalfheims · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2009, 11:20:00 AM »

Bilbo would be a professional model as he loves nothing more than posing for the camera.

Pinball would run the cat equivalent of the Playboy Mansion as he is rather keen on the ladies and the idea of a house full of them would greatly appeal to him.

Boopy would be a part time headmistress as she won't stand for any nonsense at all and if anyone misbehaves they get a whack round the head and a growl until they behave themselves and also a part time Mummy as she adores looking after babies.

sallyagdm · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:39:32 AM »

Gucci would be a salesperson selling perfume or beauty products in a top department store

Arnie would be a stunt man

Dandy would be a professional footballer

maryas · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2009, 09:35:53 AM »

Bonnie would have to be a bed saleswoman or maybe a job testing out toys. I'm sure you'll agree from the pics.

Mary

Indys Mamma · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2009, 09:12:03 AM »

Indy would be in the movies, a moderately successful action hero type, He knows his good side, can choreograph a good fight without getting hurt and can make even cat haters love him...

Misha would prob be a Food Critique for a newspaper

Kirst · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2009, 09:03:24 AM »

Beavis would be a drag queen.

Jerry would be the cat equivalent of Bear Grills.

Gizzy woul be a chocolate taster fot Thorntons!

bonnielass · « **Reply #7 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:48:12 AM »

Kali would be a climber/explorer into everything, George and Barney Rubble would be couch pots Cheeks would be a clown ,shes always doing daft things Snuggs would be a stately matriarch, very ladylike Eddie would be a stalker, follows you everywhere Henry would be a bouncer in a club,very big and tough Scamps would be a ghost , as you never see her til llast minute

Maddiesmum · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:25:02 AM »

Hoody thug for Charlie x

Tiggy's Mum · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:18:22 AM »

Lu would be an organic gardener, quietly tending to his vegetables in his own little world, no trouble to anyone. Riley would be in PR or marketing, very in your face and always on the go.

MooCat · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2009, 05:22:49 AM »

Hendrix would be a rock and roll star.

soudicca · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2009, 01:06:31 AM »

Jake would be a nightwatchman, sat in front of his heater, with just the occasional stroll round the premises.

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2009, 00:31:15 AM »

Jaffa would be headmaster of a boys boarding school. He would be kind but firm with the youngsters, and instill in them a sense of self discipline and responsibiliy, whilst at the same time turning a blind eye to some of the harmless pranks he knew were going on.

Mosi would be an explorer. He'd always be off to some distant corner of the planet being a nosey parker. He'd specialise in climbing mountains.

CC & The Pussycat Guys & Dolls · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2009, 23:29:01 PM »

Imagine your cat has just come home from work, (not that we would ever make them work

) just by looking at them what would you say they would do as a daily job?

I think my Lyla would be a model, or a lap dancer

cos she is beautiful, and she knows it, and she thinks everybody else has to know that too lol

So just anailse your cats airs and graces and say what you think they could be. Pics welcome

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