Topic: flatulence in cats!! (Read 5261 times)

Purrlishious · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2009, 21:57:50 PM »

Sheryl, my Bengals whiff like crazy especially one. The breeder told me they are renowned for runny poo & odorous wind...

Ruby had to stay overnight at the vets & she asked me what I was feeding her on as she smelt so bad. All premium foods! The vet said she needed investigating as it wasn't 'normal'!

Wibblechick · « **Reply #27 on:** January 29, 2009, 22:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Sam (Fussy_Furball) on January 29, 2009, 21:08:11 PM

Quote from: Wibblechick on January 29, 2009, 20:56:45 PM
Mr T would like me (as his Purrsonal Secretary) to assure you that cats DONT fart - they just purr from BOTH ends of their bodies - sometimes simultaneously

That sounds like something my mum would say. She always tells me "lady's don't sweat ... they glisten! Racehorses sweat!"

Horses sweat, men perspire but ladies only glow!! One of my Grandmothers favourites .... and she didnt fart - she had the odd "botty-pop!!"

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #26 on:** January 29, 2009, 21:27:28 PM »

Quote from: 925dancer on January 29, 2009, 21:22:18 PM

Quote from: Susanne (urbantigers) on January 29, 2009, 21:15:26 PM
I'm pleased to say that none of my cats have been great farters so I'm spared the consequences that so many of you have to suffer

You just don't know what you're missing Susanne

I'm happy in my ignorance.

Feline Costumier · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2009, 21:22:18 PM »

Quote from: Susanne (urbantigers) on January 29, 2009, 21:15:26 PM

I'm pleased to say that none of my cats have been great farters so I'm spared the consequences that so many of you have to suffer

You just don't know what you're missing Susanne but Dave has kindly offered to let you come for a cuddle session when he is feeling particularly bloated so you don't feel left out

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2009, 21:15:26 PM »

I'm pleased to say that none of my cats have been great farters so I'm spared the consequences that so many of you have to suffer

Sam (Fussy_Furball) · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2009, 21:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Wibblechick on January 29, 2009, 20:56:45 PM

Mr T would like me (as his Purrsonal Secretary) to assure you that cats DONT fart - they just purr from BOTH ends of their bodies - sometimes simultaneously

That sounds like something my mum would say. She always tells me "lady's don't sweat ... they glisten! Racehorses sweat!"

Wibblechick · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2009, 20:56:45 PM »

Mr T would like me (as his Purrsonal Secretary) to assure you that cats DONT fart - they just purr from BOTH ends of their bodies - sometimes simultaneously

Sam (Fussy_Furball) · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2009, 20:49:10 PM »

Quote from: sheryl on January 27, 2009, 22:16:53 PM

Oh yes - cats definately pass wind. Nothing as whiffy as a Bengal Fart

Apart from an Aby fart ... Zephyr can fart for England and he stinks. He saves the best ones for when I pick him up and he's hanging over my shoulder with his bum at chest height

Sonnie · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2009, 10:57:48 AM »

Wibblechick · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2009, 10:56:40 AM »

All in the best possible taste!!

Gizmo was known as King Chuff .... Mr T can be a bit whiffy if over-excited ..... and I remember this from school .......

Blame The Dog

A fellow goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of wind and really needs to relieve some pressure.

Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The man thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts.

Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he sh**s on you."

CarolM (Wendolene) · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2009, 22:53:05 PM »

Quote from: Debsymiller on January 28, 2009, 11:44:51 AM

Yep all my boys do a 'silent and violent'

I've never heard that before. I must have been lucky because I've had cats for over 30 years and never been on the receiving end of more than the very occasional fart. Dogs on the ther hand............

Reynard · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2009, 15:10:42 PM »

Oh, both of mine fart.

Toby cracks 'em when he wants to be left in peace or when he pounces on a toy.

Pearl just........ farts.

Feline Costumier · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2009, 14:49:55 PM »

Kitten food is the work of those with a sick sense of humour. Dave used to let one off every five minutes when he was a kitten and they were evil

Since putting them onto really good quality food the farts ahve diminished significantly, Dave only letting one off occasionally. Chilli produces the most horrific smelling poos though

Mark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2009, 13:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Kittybabe (Ruth) on January 28, 2009, 08:51:04 AM

Quote from: Mark on January 27, 2009, 22:40:30 PM
Alice is a little fart ass

Never hear them but I certainly smell them

Blaspheme!!

She is not innocent!!!!

I just got in and was assaulted by "that smell"

I assumed it was coming from the tray in the kitchen at the end of the hall but it was clean. I went down to the basement and both trays had "cowpats" in so it was in stereo

. It was one of those times that I was glad I didn't bring anyone in the house with me

Bryony84 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2009, 13:44:13 PM »

Amber is definitely a silent and violent! Normally when sat on OH's lap too!

Now thats what I call payback!

Janeyk · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2009, 13:37:44 PM »

made me chuckle too

the only time I've heard ours is when they've been to the loo and had a dodgey tum

Debsymiller (Rufus' mum) · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2009, 11:44:51 AM »

Yep all my boys do a 'silent and violent' on occasionally but Layla (RIP) used to do noisy ones that didn't really smell! Did make us chuckle to hear her prping away

Sonnie · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2009, 10:22:02 AM »

You have all put a smile on my face today!!

I must say that when Joe went to pick Felix up yesterday he felt a rumble!!! couldnt figure out if it was one escaping or one brewing!!!!

caledonia · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:37:56 AM »

Quote from: Kirst on January 28, 2009, 09:34:06 AM

God yes - and when they were kittens it was 10 times worse! :sick:What on earth do they put in Felix Kitten food to prouce such a stink?????

Aaahhhhh Nina is a kitten and on felix - that explains it all!!

Kirst · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:34:06 AM »

God yes - and when they were kittens it was 10 times worse! :sick:What on earth do they put in Felix Kitten food to prouce such a stink?????

Leanne · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2009, 08:53:49 AM »

I've never smelt anything from Jess but Milo has embarrassed me in the waiting room at the vets with his stinky smells

Kittybabe (Ruth) · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2009, 08:51:04 AM »

Quote from: Mark on January 27, 2009, 22:40:30 PM

Alice is a little fart ass

Never hear them but I certainly smell them

Blaspheme!!

caledonia · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2009, 08:07:17 AM »

Thank goodness its not just Nina

....I swear I never smell it from the boys but my goodness for a wee thing she stinks to high heaven!

Janeyk · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2009, 22:56:19 PM »

Schui fires them out especially when being stroked bless him

Mark · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2009, 22:40:30 PM »

Alice is a little fart ass

Never hear them but I certainly smell them

Zenith (Liz) · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2009, 22:35:26 PM »

I often crack up with laughter as if you pick Nova up around his middle he lets off audible farts!

Never had another cat like him!

sheryl · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2009, 22:16:53 PM »

Oh yes - cats definately pass wind. Nothing as whiffy as a Bengal Fart

caledonia · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2009, 22:12:44 PM »

Hello all - may seem a strange questions ...but do cats pass wind?

I have never been aware of this with cats but know from dog in my hcildhood that when dogs pass wind it whiffs to high heaven - well every so often when Nina is on my lap i could swear she must have passed wind as there is a bad whiff not too disimilar to the smell my dogs used to emit!!???

Possibile or not?

Never known it with the boys!

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