Mornin' Pedro. Mornin' Aunty T.
How yoo bofe is dis mornin?
I finks wot Aunty T is clever, an sumtimes meowmys is more cleverer dan d'vet peeps, so I 'opes yoo is still eetin an poopin gud. Yoo bin playin any more kiss-chase wiv d'girls?
I heared 'bout yer collar. Wen I woz a lil' ticky tacker 'bout der age ofyoo, I usedter take me collar off, but now I likes it. Makes me feels like I belongs. Finks it be all 'bout havin der rite wun - like yoo likes der Buster collar wot Buster had. Is cleerly a speshul collar wiv speshul Buster powers, confurdunce boosterin powers. Dats a gud collar ter have if'n yer asks me.
Hey, an yoo knows wot? My mowf have bin rite gud lately. So's larst nite rite, I sees wot Tess dun left sum fud inna bowl, an I finks "hmmm wot dat fud like den...?" An I tries a bit, see, annit woz not so bad so I et it.
An meowmy sez I was norty andin't orter et it, but I finks of me lil frend Pedro wot eets fings wot e shuddent too, an' I larfed. (Not so's meowmy did see, but quiet like
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Dun seed a rainbow dis mornin. Me an meowmy woz investiggerating inna gardin, an den der sky dun a big rainbow.
I finks mayhow woz rite pritty. Meowmy sez it woz a smile in the sky 'coz somewun speshul was goin home.
Rite, I 'az gots ter go jus' now, but 'opes all dun be gud for yoo an Aunty T. Snuzzles frum me.
Unkel Paddy xxxx
Oh, sorree - meowmy sez I forgots der "Nom Nom Nom!"
Bai.