Purrs In Our Hearts - Cat Forum UK
Cat General => General Cat Chat => Topic started by: beowulf on March 20, 2014, 18:18:56 PM
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got this from a kitty loving friend in the States ;D
Cat Definitions
•Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
•Cat: 1. a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
2. a four footed allergen.
3. a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
4. a small, furry lap fungus.
5. a treat-seeking missile.
6. a wildlife control expert.
7. one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.
8. a hair relocation expert.
9. an unprogrammable animal.
•Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
•Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
•Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
•Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
•Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
•Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
•Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you try to play with them.
•Human: an automatic door opener for cats.
•Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.
•Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
•Purrade: an organized march of cats.
•Purradise: the garden of Cats.
•Purramour: a cat lover.
•Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
•Purraphernalia: a cat's personal belongings.
•Purrch: any favored feline napping spot.
•Purrchase: anything bought for a cat.
•Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
•Purrgatory: a houseful of kittens.
•Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
•Purrpetual: everlasting feline love.
•Purrplex: a house with two or more cats.
•Purrson: a male kitten.
•Purrsuit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
•Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
•Tooraloorailurophobia: an irrational fear of Irish cats.
•Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
•Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.
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Some very good points there :rofl:
My fave is:
•Human: an automatic door opener for cats. I often wonder if I should wear a uniform and get tips at Christmas :evillaugh:
Mind you, I've got to the stage now where I leave them all open and just turn up the heating and pay the big bills ;)
Mary
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Just love those and my fav is
Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
And my purrson is still at it at 3 yrs old! I could never have coped with 2!
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