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Offline Gill (sneakiefeline)

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2008, 20:30:58 PM »
Please tell us her name cos I hate to call her she all the time  ;D

Then when you have please send whatshername round to teach all of mine  ;D ;D

Offline Maddiesmum

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2008, 18:41:14 PM »
She's beautiful

Offline Felix (Caroline)

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2008, 16:36:07 PM »
Wow what a cat, she is so beautiful, can she teach mine too!  :hug:
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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2008, 19:52:43 PM »
Seriously. I want a cloned version (kidding) but you know what I mean! Do you think they have Stepford Cats?  :evillaugh:

 :rofl: :rofl: Well my lot are not from there   :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

She is stunning though  :Luv: :Luv:


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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 16:48:10 PM »
What are you implying about Purrs cats?  :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 11:16:44 AM »
She's a babe alright  :Luv:

(I love my naughty pair though  :sneaky: )

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 10:55:00 AM »
She is stunning  :Luv2:
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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 10:46:31 AM »
Seriously. I want a cloned version (kidding) but you know what I mean! Do you think they have Stepford Cats?  :evillaugh:

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 10:12:31 AM »
Can she give mine some training?  :evillaugh:
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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2008, 20:34:35 PM »
How amazingly gorgeous is that kitty?

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 19:35:50 PM »
Can I have one please? Especially the waking up in the morning bit  :tired:

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Re: I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2008, 19:25:48 PM »
you forgot to mention she is also gorgeous!!! :Luv:

Offline Puffball (Louise)

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I have the perfect cat!
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 18:58:44 PM »
I've been a member of this forum for a week now and have read many stories of people and their cats. After much deliberation I have come to the conclusion that I have the perfect cat :Luv2: :Luv2:  biased?, me????? NEVER!

She does not...
- growl, bite or scratch - ever! Not even accidentally during play
- jump up on the kitchen counter, or anywhere I would prefer her not to go
- attack the rubbish bag I keep meaning to take outside to the bin, even if it's got leftover steak or chicken in it
- try to escape if the front door is open and I am taking the rubbish out at last, she sits in the hall waiting for me to come back  :Luv:
- wake me up before my alarm goes off in the morning, though she is waiting there with a toy and looking all excited when it does  :rofl:
- hate her cat carrier, she gets in voluntarily to go the the vets
- struggle or run away if I have to give her any medication
- scratch the furniture


She does...
- lick Katalax off my finger
- lay obligingly on her back, legs in the air for me to cut her claws
- have perfect litter tray training since the day she came to me
- play fetch with her toys saving me having to go get them  :evillaugh:
- come running when I get out her brush or comb... though that tends to change if I try to do her tummy  :sneaky:

Her only down side is she costs three times what she should to keep as I keep seeing lovely new things that she just has to have!  :naughty:

She's such a little darling, what a lucky Mummy am I? <brag> :innocent:

 


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