Topic: Don't they pick their spots ! (Read 5800 times)

LeighK · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:55:15 AM »

That was funny, normally I don't much go on her stuff but that was very funny.

Cheers

Leigh

Mark · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:32:12 AM »

You have to watch all of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6e8o9eefIY

LeighK · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2008, 07:39:38 AM »

Reminds me of the old joke

Man1. "I bumped into an old friend from University the other day in Macdonalds"
Man2. "Did you have a good chat about old times?"
MAN1. "No, Not really all he said to me was "do you want fries with that?"

cheers

Leigh

Mark · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2008, 21:36:49 PM »

maryas · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2008, 21:10:41 PM »

Oh Mark, there really is no hope for you at all is there?

Mary

Mark · « **Reply #34 on:** May 13, 2008, 20:43:28 PM »

I forgot to say, when I first saw the title, I thought it was about McDonalds staff

maryas · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2008, 18:42:11 PM »

Well, it just goes to show that some men can organise a P*SS up in a brewery!! Literally Leigh.

I'd get in touch with the top supermarkets now and ask them for their Christmas orders.

Mary

LeighK · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2008, 18:31:24 PM »

Hi Christine,

As I said I "aim to please"

it made a nice distraction from working on the film.

Of course if it takes off demand might outstrip supply but I'll worry about that later

TTFN

Leigh

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2008, 17:13:13 PM »

I am scarcely able to contain myself, to coin a phrase.

Oh Leigh, that's brilliant

LeighK · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2008, 12:19:14 PM »

Hiya Mark,

Well at least us blokes are at an advantage we can adopt "stand-off" tactics.

Cheers

Leigh

and for collectors of beer labels, here's one for your collection, simply peel off like so

Mark · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:49:50 AM »

Quote from: LeighK on May 13, 2008, 09:44:47 AM

"aim to please"

LeighK · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:44:47 AM »

What you mean like this Christine!?

You know me I like a good challenge so I "aim to please"

Cheers

Leigh

Bazsmum · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2008, 03:09:50 AM »

I wonder if we can have a charity link for Tena's?.....

Reynard · « **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2008, 23:16:36 PM »

If you pardon the rather dreadful pun, I'm pissing myself with laughter...

Gillian Harvey · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2008, 22:21:56 PM »

LOL! you lot

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2008, 21:58:54 PM »

Come on then, Leigh: lets see the graphic for "Leigh Piddle Cider, from Aim-over-Alfie"

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2008, 21:47:11 PM »

LeighK · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2008, 21:46:04 PM »

It's already been done

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2008, 21:07:06 PM »

Quote from: hOrZa on May 12, 2008, 20:41:07 PM

just use an old cider bottle

Then you can sell the result down your local (theyll never know the difference)

hOrZa · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2008, 20:41:07 PM »

just use an old cider bootle

LeighK · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2008, 20:35:29 PM »

Teresa what a FANTASTIC idea, his Lordship has been in his new favourite spot on and off all evening and i've been timing my bladder control to coincide with him deciding to go for a short walk around his estate.

I think I'll have to invest in a larger litter tray

Cheers

Leigh

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2008, 19:22:44 PM »

Leigh I havent been able to concentrate on anything but your dilemma this afternoon.

The sawdust burned very heavily as I tried to invent a special aim assister for you and then finally I realised the solution is simple

Use the cats litter tray

maryas · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2008, 18:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Mark on May 12, 2008, 11:30:26 AM

Quote from: Teresa Pawcats on May 12, 2008, 11:19:18 AM
you forgot to lift the toilet seat.

Normally they tell us off for not closing it

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It's the seat we moan about Mark, not the lid!!

I want the brolly Leigh.

You do realise you could get your own back and spray on him - maybe Eau de Leigh won't sell as good as what Eau d'eau Alfie did!!

Mary

lucy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2008, 17:06:44 PM »

So, so funny!

Mark · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:30:26 AM »

Quote from: Teresa Pawcats on May 12, 2008, 11:19:18 AM

you forgot to lift the toilet seat.

Normally they tell us off for not closing it

LeighK · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:25:05 AM »

Quote from: Teresa Pawcats on May 12, 2008, 11:19:18 AM

you forgot to lift the toilet seat.

Hiya, lift it, I couldn't even reach it!

Quote from: Mark on May 12, 2008, 11:15:43 AM

You might as well P**s in the wind Leigh - you never know, it might just work?

Anything's worth a try Mark

Cheers Leigh

Just about to dissapear into a VERY BORING meeting for a while

Bazsmum · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:22:31 AM »

Quote from: Teresa Pawcats on May 12, 2008, 11:19:18 AM

Leigh stop feeling so smug and get the mop out, you forgot to lift the toilet seat.

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:19:18 AM »

Leigh stop feeling so smug and get the mop out, you forgot to lift the toilet seat.

Would also like it on record that I think this is a totally inappropriate subject to be discussed on a cat forum with so many young impressionable cats taking notes.

for making me laugh

Mark · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:15:43 AM »

You might as well P**s in the wind Leigh

- you never know, it might just work?

clarenmax · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:11:37 AM »

LeighK · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2008, 11:10:40 AM »

Hi folks,

I'ts okay I've solved my problem, just had to use a bit of lateral thinking and some of Eau d'Alfie left over merchandising

Oh the relief!

Cheers

Leigh

clarenmax · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:50:32 AM »

Leigh, you do make me chuckle hun

Hope you managed to have a pee in the end

Maddiesmum · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:48:52 AM »

Bazsmum · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:44:45 AM »

Hmm....Seems a bit messy!

I would just move the cat!

LeighK · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:44:33 AM »

Very true, that explains everything!, oh dangnabit I knew there were more forces at play here than I'd accounted for, I also forgot to factor in the effects of gravity.

hOrZa · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:39:07 AM »

And lets not forget the coriolis effect of the earth turning has gotta be taken into account

LeighK · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:33:58 AM »

Hiya,

The answer to your questions is, yes and yes. There's a side wind caused by one of my many fans, this has to be taken into account when calculating trajectory

Cheers

Leigh

Bazsmum · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2008, 10:18:47 AM »

You would'nt of been practicing whilst kneeling down would you Leigh?

....Also is there some kind of side wind?

LeighK · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2008, 09:15:47 AM »

Hi folks, as it's very hot in my flat Alfie has retired to the bathroom where it is a shade (excuse the pun) cooler.

Unfortunately his favourite spot is sprawled out lengthwise in front of the toilet bowl making it very difficult to have a pee but I'm practicing aiming from long range.

Please excuse the very poor quality picture taken on my phone late evening without very much light but it serves to illustrate.

All the best

Leigh

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